Guys (or girls, now that I think about it) - Ever been with a "Squirter?"

This is something that I'd only seen on a select few porn videos, of course, I'm referring to the female ejaculation... Until recently.

Now, the woman I'm with is 43, and by judging her bewilderment and complete awe at the phenomenon, I believe her when she says she's never experienced it before. She was initially concerned that something was wrong with her, and I had explained the whole thing to her, but she still doubted it (or thought I was pulling her leg, like the time I went into a 20 minute story about my penguin studies in the Antarctic.)

At any rate, since experiencing it for the first time (ever), I've been able to determine what angle and approach makes it happen in her, and have done it consecutively since then - with each experience, 'the spot' on the bed gets larger. Once, she soaked an entire pillow, and part of the sheets (and the mattress protector underneath the fitted sheet.) The last time, it was a puddle large enough to soak through the protective layers and actually get onto the mattress itself. I took the inflatable 'exercise ball' to bed with me, and positioned her pelvis directly on top of it - holy shit. Everyone should have one of those at their disposal. Not only does it give a new sense of physics to the motion, but she started gushing seconds after entry...

Despite the added burden of washing my sheets and mattress cover every night, it's actually very enjoyable. The temperature of the liquid is noticeably warm, and the added lubrication serves to facilitate a much faster pace. Hell, I even notice that when it runs down my thighs, it cools off and gives an added tingle towards the knees.

Has anyone else dealt with the added logistics of this before? I'm trying to decide whether or not to put some of those 'puppy training pads' to use, order some nursing home vinyl-coated sheets, buy a "Slip n' slide" - or just do this over at her house...

Thoughts? Experiences?

 

There is a less glamorous name for Female Ejaculation.

It's called INCONTINENCE.

Female Ejacualtion was created by the porn industry because they were running out of novel scenarios.

It is possible for a woman with strong pelvic muscles to eject a small amount of vaginal lubricant if she experiences orgasm without the presence of a an object in her vagina. The involuntary contractions of the pelvic walls may "squirt" fluid in this case.

The "squirting" of fluids is certainly not desireable for a woman. Getting hosed by a woman is certainly not desireable for a man. Well, maybe a few of you freaks like it, but I prefer to sleep in the dry.

Sorry to wet on your thread Lomo. Carry on.

 

Barry, you took the words from my mouth. I was going to say it was piss as well.

Lomo, go find youself a youngin' with better bladder control.

What kinda sicko wants someone's bodily fluids all over their bed? That is so unhygeineic. I would have to buy a new bed. I couldn't sleep on it.

 

Chemically, the fluids are different.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Female_ejaculation

 

I fucking hate chics that do that it's unattractive.

 

There is real female ejaculation. I know piss when I see it and smell it. I remember hearing a physician on the radio say the same thing I had to laugh. Look I have had sex when I had to piss it's no fun really but it prolongs the whole affair. Thing is you have to stop one thing to do the other. Now obviously I'm a guy so how can I know chicks are the same? Well it's like this I had a girl who was a gusher. You see in the morning I would need to piss and she would lay her with her head on my stomach.
Scenario would go like this:

"get off me" .. (her) "why now you had me and you don't want me to touch you even" (me) "no it's that I gotta piss and don't feel like getting up yet" (her evil laugh while pressing harder) then (me) "that's it I know you gotta also" and I hold her down the tickle the shit out of her. (her) "Stop I'm gonna piss myself!" (me) "yeah right you always say that!" finally for a split second all involuntary spazms cease and she gets this concentration look on her face. And pisses.

The point is when your screwing its the same sort of scenario. If she were to piss she would stop and get that look.

Besides when she got really horny she would practically drip not piss but practically drip.

I'll go up against any gynecologist on this. If he or she is unaware of the phenomena then they need to go get their Kuma Sutra, Tantra, or whatever book. Get out in the real world and do some research. LOL. Oh and I liked it once I figured out the strategy of scooting her ass over to one side of the bed so that when it was over I could jump over to the dry side.

 

I guarantee y'all, it's not piss.

 

Two fluids. One is vaginal lubrication from the Kapers gland. The other is urine. If you see some porn flick with a woman sending streams of liquid at the camera, it is either urine or she has preloaded her vagina with liquid.

If you see a small squirt with the first orgasmic contraction, that may be vaginal lubricant. It is not being "ejaculated" as much as it is simply being "ejected."

I know what I am talking about. I slept in a holiday inn last night. (on the wet spot.)

 

god knows you can believe anything you see on wikipedia...

 

Correction - Skenes gland, not Kapers gland. I was confusing the Cowpers gland. I never finished anatomy anyway.

 

While I agree with the porn flick analysis something I always thought was ridiculous. And obviously if a chick were to gush out a quart then she would have to have a Scenes or Cowpers gland the size of a .... can of oil

Surely you can realize that some people’s glands are larger than others.

I'm talking about say 1.5 oz maybe 2 which is enough to make a nice little wet spot. There is a big difference between women in this respect some get really moist and some drip all over the place.

Besides there are the other obvious indicators. Like the "Oh to sweet attitude" the next morning treating you as if you are some god. This phenomena directly in proportion to the size or number of still damp spots on the bed.

"I just adore this guy cause he let's me piss on him, I'll just go make him his favorite breakfast" That just does not make sense.

 

all depends on how much you turn us on. guys, you have to change it up a little. even the shazaamiest sex has to be changed up now and then. that's when you get the drip. it has to be unexpected.

no... she .. nevermind. i won't ruin it for you. you're absolutely right!

 

How about dressing up like Batman? :biggrin:

I have a tender ego please don't bust my bubble.

 

Was said 43 year old female's body still consciously animated at this point? How pliable were it's extremities? And what velocity/angle of thrust have you calculated to release the most voluminous glandular yield? I am intrigued.

 

This thread makes me queasy.

 

Indeed.

"Guys (or girls, now that I think about it) - Ever been with a "Squirter?"

Most girls have, Lomo.

 

Zing?

 

well, it has to be hot batman

i take it all back, you're the king - the king of the world and every woman trembles in ecstasy at the thought of being close enough to feel your heart beat.

 

Oh your good, very good.

 

Women like limpy have to learn to lie and manipulate their way through society, because the truth of the matter is - if they didn't suck random cocks and lick everybody's asses, they'd have no power whatsoever due to their being completely and utterly feeble.