Guys (or girls, now that I think about it) - Ever been with a "Squirter?"

Discussion in 'Dating and Relationships' started by Lomotil, Aug 10, 2007.

  1. Bluelola

    Bluelola New Member

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    Hahaha, just getting a cup of tea and trying to be productive!

    As a sample of one, I don't think I can really comment on the relationship (if any) between apparent external clitoris size and female ejaculation. I would tend to think that they are unrelated, as the mechanism for female ejaculation is separate from the clitoris, but you never know what seemingly unrelated things may have a link.
     
  2. Bluelola

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    I will say that it would be an interesting study to collect data for...
     
  3. MAJ Havoc

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    Who are you married to, Sting?
     
  4. Bluelola

    Bluelola New Member

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    Hahahahaha I'm telling that one to my husband, he'll like it!
     
  5. General Panic

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    Next medal to Major Havoc!
     
  6. Nursey

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    Well, if you dare brandish your Amazonian body parts at me with intent to gush, i have my defence already worked out:


    Capiche?
     
  7. MAJ Havoc

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    Do the nettles work better than the Pussy Pump? It may be good for pre-coitus as well.

    (Nudge, nudge, wink, wink, know what I mean?)
     
  8. Bluelola

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    Wow, Amazonian is one of two words that I never imagined would be used to describe me. The other one is "statuesque".

    Unless you meant it as a reference to my race! As a little brown Native girl, I do have a definite similarity to the Natives down there:



    I suppose that would make sense.
     
  9. Nursey

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    It was a reference to your mammoth, warrior-like cunt.
     
  10. Joeslogic

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    We could clear up a lot if all the girls would just be nice and post those clits. ....er except Rez I've seen to much of that one already.

    And I did not say Clint. ...You know who I'm talking to. :cool:
     
  11. Joeslogic

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    Damn you Nur were tired of wracking our brains show it already!

    Well if it is that is.
     
  12. Bluelola

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    Not having closely examined a lot of female genitalia, I had always just assumed mine was average. Since your obviously much wider experience indicates otherwise, I'll gladly defer to you.
     
  13. Nursey

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    Olé!
     
  14. Bluelola

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    How are your ABs, Nursey?

     
  15. Nursey

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    Speak english, vulva! I am not familiar with this honky tonk lingo jingo of yours. (Presumably you aren't referring to my abdominal muscles?).
     
  16. Bluelola

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    Are you STILL obsessed with my genitals? Really, you should get over that. It's nothing personal; I'm just not available.

    Come on, dear child; don't pretend you aren't familiar with Adult Babies, when clearly your handle comes from your capacity as a caregiver.
     
  17. Nursey

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    I'm not obsessed with anything about you, but i do see you as one large, shaggy haired, bull-ringed, walking vagina. This is purely down to what you have chosen to present of yourself since you joined eg. "...your aggressively spread-pussy personality and monster clit fantasy", as i originally put it.

    No, i am not familiar with such 'in the know' sex industry terms. But then, i'm not a hardened, pierced pussied, squirting porn-butch like you.
     
  18. TheStreaker1337

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  19. Lomotil

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    Damn... I hadn't checked this thread in about four months...

    Thank you, Blue and Joe, for 'cumming clean' on the subject... ;)

    Blue: Your description of said fluid is "spot-on" accurate. I'm not sure what you meant by 'digital' stimulation (video? Internet? DC powered toys?), but your description of the time interval and the "where and how" to penetrate certainly sounds like you aren't bullshitting. She was so startled the first time it happened, that it ended the evening (she thought something was wrong with her, and, being 43, she thought that she'd learned everything there was to know about her sexuality by that age).

    And yes... As for 'what purpose it serves' - as a guy, the first time you feel this warm, gushing liquid, squirting out of the hole you're plowing, coating the base of your shaft and washing down to cover your scrotum, you'll understand. Trust me. You won't care if you have to buy a new mattress. It's that fucking great.

    And afterwards, you only penetrate her in such a fashion when you're back at her house. ;)
     
  20. Bluelola

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    By "digital" I mean "with fingers", silly. :)
     

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