Guys (or girls, now that I think about it) - Ever been with a "Squirter?"

Discussion in 'Dating and Relationships' started by Lomotil, Aug 10, 2007.

  1. phatboy

    phatboy New Member

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    Wow, sounds like someone got tazered last night......
     
  2. Nursey

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    :).
     
  3. Nauseous

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    :rolleyes: Uh, Nursey, that was kind of my point with the 'women lie' thing. I just have to learn to be less capacious.
     
  4. Nursey

    Nursey Active Member

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    Oh ok. Yes you do. We aren't all sucky little ass limpets, are we? :)
     
  5. Lomotil

    Lomotil Active Member

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    Oh, c'mon... once you run with it, I'm sure you'll adopt a different stance...

    The part that gets me everytime is the "how the hell can this woman have lived to be in her 40's and not experienced this yet?" phenomenon...
     
  6. Disorder

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    IT depends a bit on how big your uhh .. tool .. is. My ex always had to stop and go loo because I was always bumping her bladder :rolleyes:
    The proximity is very close so that can happen.
     
  7. Nursey

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    I dunno, it all sounds a bit too freaky. What purpose does it serve other than to boost male egos? And there is such thing as too much lubrication, which can make things a bit sloppy. Having fountains of vaginal fucky gush squirting everywhere just seems excessive.
     
  8. Nauseous

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    Oh geez... you're trying to bait us all.

    I think the only thing big around here is your head (the one that sits on your shoulders).
     
  9. Nauseous

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    And she peed?!

    If you were "bottoming out", it was probably because she had a tilted uterus. It makes certain positions uncomfortable.
     
  10. phatboy

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    Not all can be a vaginally cavernous as you pukey...... :)

    I think I am with nursey on the bit excessive part. If anyone is getting sprayed it is going to be her! Ive seen it, but Ive always thought there was something else going on, not like a normal ejaculator occurence. Maybe she had a sex change? :)
     
  11. Disorder

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    Hence, No. Not during, she had to make me stop then left to go to the little girls room.
     
  12. Nauseous

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    Well, I don't know about that. He PM'd me her picture and she definitely looks like woman :confused: You know this had to have been before a round of lovemaking... no obvious wet spots...

     
  13. Nauseous

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    Little girls room? Lemme guess, she had to go 'tinkle'.
     
  14. Joeslogic

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    Ok now I'm the one getting a little queasy myself.

    Don't be a hater now some chicks have large glands they cannot help that can they?

     
  15. Joeslogic

    Joeslogic Active Member

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    Oh my god I just thought to ask what ever happened to the beach ball? Was it never found again?
     
  16. Disorder

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    My girlfriend said, "I have a Thyroid problem"

    I said, "Thyroid problem.. what are you taking for that? PIES!?"
     
  17. Joeslogic

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    I have got to remember that one. :biggrin:
     
  18. Lomotil

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    Yeah, it's a mess if you don't take the necessary precautions prior, but honestly - it feels fucking great. I wonder if guys with jacuzzis get off to the hot water jets?

    That wasn't 'bait' - in fact, the spot that triggers it the most is just a few inches inside. (Maybe as few as 9) ;)
     
  19. Nursey

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    So, is it some sort of sea mammal you're fucking!?
     
  20. Lomotil

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    Nope - but she was headed towards the Olympics once... A rather accomplished swimmer, she is. Able to hold her breath for, well... a very long time. :)

    I've had hickeys where she actually drew a puddle of blood to the surface of my skin. The gal's got a helluva set of lungs.
     

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