Yuck the Orange and Blue

Discussion in 'Jokes, Funny Stories and other Text.' started by Bear Bryant, Sep 18, 2007.

  1. Bear Bryant

    Bear Bryant Guest

    One day in an elementary school in Auburn, AL, a teacher asks her class if the Auburn Tigers are their favorite football team. The whole class says yes, except for Little Jimmy.

    The teacher asks, "What's your favorite football team Jimmy?"

    Little Jimmy says, "The Alabama Crimson Tide "

    The teacher asks, "Well, why is that?"

    Little Jimmy says, "Well, my dad is a Tide fan, my mom is a Tide fan, I guess that makes me a Tide fan."

    The teacher angered by his reply says, "If your dad was a moron and your mom was an idiot what would that make you?"

    Little Jimmy says, "Well, I guess that would make me an Auburn fan."
     
  2. Bear Bryant

    Bear Bryant Guest

    Yuck the Orange and Blue II

    Q: What's the hardest thing about being an Auburn Tiger fan?

    A: Telling your parents that you're gay.
     
  3. Bear Bryant

    Bear Bryant Guest

    Why I am in therapy

    Why am I in therapy, again?

    "You Are Different and That's Bad"

    Dad's New Wife Robert

    "That's it, I'm Putting You Up for Adoption"

    Strangers Have the Best Candy.

    "You Were an Accident"

    "Your Nightmares Are Real"

    "Daddy Drinks Because You Cry"

    "Trust me, I'll pull out before I come"
     
  4. Dwaine Scum

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    yup, you are defiantly a stereotypical retarded southerner. Please all fuglyites from around the globe, not all people from the southern states of the USA are like this, I swear.
     
  5. Bear Bryant

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    I guess we Southuna's should all try to be more like you.
    You know, symetrical, like when you are just as tall as you are wide.
     
  6. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

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    Not at all, but it would be nice if you didn't fit the mold of "Hey everyone, I like college football, look at me I'm a drooling idiot, praise god for Geroge Bush." You should kill yourself
     
  7. TheGrimJesus

    TheGrimJesus New Member

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    No not all of us are. In her AV pic she is even wearing the typical Trailer Park I want to be on cops shirt.
     
  8. Bear Bryant

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    I don't drool when sober, and I hate Bush. Is that good enough?

    Speaking of stereotypes - Is it possible for you to see your dick without using a mirror?
     
  9. phatboy

    phatboy New Member

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    I hate bush too, wait, are we talking about you shaving your 'junk' as pukey so eloquently put it?
     
  10. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

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    you sure do care about my junk, a lot. Is this just Kitana reincarnate?
     
  11. ucicare

    ucicare Active Member

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    I think she is just trying to fit in.
     
  12. phatboy

    phatboy New Member

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    Into his junk?
     
  13. Joeslogic

    Joeslogic Active Member

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    You can't aggravate a bear Dwaine and expect to fully get away with it.

    BB (Bear Bryant) as I choose to now refer you. Please allow me to explaine Dwaine is a member of an indian tribe and while he may be rather portly he like his skinner tribe mates wear special tribal dress so as to not lose track of ones "junk"

     
  14. Bear Bryant

    Bear Bryant Guest



    Ha! Dwaine is a pencil dick nigga?
     
  15. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

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    What is it about Joe and retard and their fascination with my dick? First a threat of legal action and now this.
     
  16. Joeslogic

    Joeslogic Active Member

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    Don't blow a gasket dude I was defending you. :rolleyes:
     
  17. Bluelola

    Bluelola New Member

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    Everyone <hearts> injun cock.
     
  18. ucicare

    ucicare Active Member

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    I thought for a minute you were Nursey.

    Not so.

    Jefe.
     

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