Originally posted by Stranger: So I guess that answers this question... Hey... You know shit... don't talk about stuff you don't understand
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Wank!: Hey... You know shit... don't talk about stuff you don't understand <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Don't be so quick to knock her-because she's... Stranger-Stranger Retard Ranger Had some 'keeds' named Chas and Dave,yeah!?! On their 13th birthday bash She gave them pills,'JD' and hash And when they puked and shit their pants Stranger did some 'New Age' dance She learnt in 1978 (When she thought 'Kate Bush' was 'great') When the keeds saw mumma dance They knew their fate was dealt-alas! And through their feeble cries for mercy Stranger moaned "mom just wants 'percy'" And grabbing hold of Chas's dick Sucked him off while he was sick Dave by now was stuck right in!!! With his drink-drugged head aspin He forgot whose ass he saw As he pumped mum's greased 'back door' And so the moral of the story is "Don't talk to Stranger if she calls you 'keeds'"
...correction,Offal grrrl,i have lots of shit to sort out (you know-bills,domestic chores etc) and not enough time on my plate...its you that's the shit-eater round here (to help you in your desired quest to 'bond' with your canine 'friends' )
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nursey: (to help you in your desired quest to 'bond' with your canine 'friends' )<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Hold on just a sec, correct me if I'm wrong but your signature shows a graphic of you flashing your tits at a dog, then whisking your cock out skywards to face the dog.
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by canine_STUD: Hold on just a sec, correct me if I'm wrong but your signature shows a graphic of you flashing your tits at a dog, then whisking your cock out skywards to face the dog. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> ...I am flashing my tits at YOU,or anyone else that happens to be watching it...i do have prominent veins in my arms-so i understand how the confusion arose over what exactly was being thrust skyward towards my glorious name-Offal Grrrl is the only chick-with-a-dick round here!
Not when your name is there, when you do that kick. You kick, and when your foot hits the floor you have a penis peering skyward out from your zipper.
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by canine_STD: Not when your name is there, when you do that kick. You kick, and when your foot hits the floor you have a penis peering skyward out from your zipper.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> I think it's quite obvious that it is her hand when the kick is happening... but the dog does seem to get a boner when the tits appear
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by 'Good'Wank!: ... but the dog does seem to get a boner when the tits appear<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> ...this is true...but to take the dog in my animation to be nothing more than a literal representation overlooks the way i use the dog to convey the animalistic aspect of our nature...the dog is the observer of the action-a representative of the observer-you,dear forummers on the other side of the screen!The primitive brute at my side expresses what cannot be gleaned from my unwaveringly cool aloofness any of you beasts would experience were you to be in close enough proximity to inhale the fragrant,pheromonically charged vapours that reveal the unique code of my vibrant,rich sexual charisma,a code whose writer is my high pedigree genes-as the breeze passes over my bared breasts,carrying information signals from my DNA through the air,through your olfactory sense mechanisms,altering your brain chemistry/experience,therefore altering your DNA,and therefore you
It certainly looks like a dick to me. The right hand is held up like the left, you can see it under her chin. This is why ppl keep thinking you're a bloke Nursey, that and the balls. If you are embarrassed about your anatomy maybe you should have it removed. And how did you know about mummys little secret? You been stalking me again? Which one told ya, Dave or Chase? I think it must've been Chase cos he has recently developed this filthy habbit of playing with his poo, smearing it all over his litle chest and writing on the walls with it.I thaught it was just Satanic symbols but now I realise it is Aribic. I should've guessed when he asked "Mummy, whats an enima?"
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Stranger: Chase? Chase <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Err, It is actually Chas as in "Chas n' Dave" those Cockney Grandads that us commoners adore.... *sigh* Check 'em out http://www.chasndave.freeserve.co.uk/ They fuckin' rule
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Wank!: Err, It is actually Chas as in "Chas n' Dave" those Cockney Grandads that us commoners adore.... *sigh* <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> They're my keeds! I'll spell their names any way I bloody well please His name is Chase. Nursey fucked up.
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by...retard ranger...was that it?: They're my keeds! I'll spell their names any way I bloody well please <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> maybe... Mertel and Colin?
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Rapped Nursey on the downslope of her E-fueled weekend:
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Kitana Wants Disorder: haha! nursey is the one with a dick. i am the one with the balls! <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> And hairy man tits from what I've heard.
