Your New Mission

Discussion in 'Random Media' started by ratatouille, Dec 11, 2001.

  1. ratatouille

    ratatouille New Member

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    Fine, I guess I'll have to fucking do it.



     
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  4. kitana

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    but where are the guys???
     
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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by wank*:
     
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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by kitana:
    i think she's going natural <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    No Shit Sherlock, It's like an over grooo..wn errr...bush
     
  7. Lomotil

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by kitana:
    but where are the guys???<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    I think John Wayne Bobbit's only pictures come from his 'uncut' porn flick...
     
  8. ratatouille

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    I have no idea what possesed me to do this.

    I have to go study for finals tomorrow morning. Maybe you guys can find some more amputee porn? I had a hard time finding that crap myself. Goodnight. -RAT
     
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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by ratatouille:
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    Nice leg!

    I'm afraid her foot is going to have to go, though... just look at it, a pity that the gangrene started in on that one, too... And why did they bother sewing her up all the way on her nub? As long as they're going to that much trouble, why not give her an extra vagina or two? I mean, as it stands, it's obvious that asthetics weren't the doctor's main goal... Why not at least give it some functionality? I bet she would've jumped at the opportunity to be the first woman in the world who's able to get 7 guys off at the same time!
     
  10. unlimited-time

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    Sorry Rat i couldn't find any amps but i did find some rather fugly people showing off their bits and i think for being so skanky and so brave for actually looking like they do and still posing nude they deserve a mention here.






     
  11. Lomotil

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by unlimited-time:






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    Sweet fucking Christ! WTF is the matter with you?!?

    #2 looks like Heidi from Meet the Feebles, All #3 needs is a curly tail, #4 looks like a school teacher, #5 resembles a Dali painting, #6 has quite an impressive UDDER, and if the rash I see on #7 is razor-burn, I'd hate to have seen it beforehand...

    I'd do #1, though...

    ...If I were blind, drunk, and drugged!
     
  12. Lomotil

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    Post Script to previous analysis:

    #2: I don't think I'd ever seen saucer-sized areola before...

     
  13. unlimited-time

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by The Reverend Bitchslap:
    Post Script to previous analysis:

    #2: I don't think I'd ever seen saucer-sized areola before...

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    You haven't lived till you've seen a dinner plate sized areola.
    Saucer sized ones are quite normal go and peep at some of the fat fetish pages
     
  14. Lomotil

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by unlimited-time:
    Saucer sized ones are quite normal(,) go and peep at some of the fat fetish pages <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Can't say that I frequent the fat fetish pages...
     
  15. Nursey

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    WANK!!!

    I had no idea you were getting so much confidence in yourself!!!!!See???What did i tell you!!??!The 'pushing-your-face-into-your-own-shit-reality-embracing-therapy' i conducted on you has done wonders!!!!!
    Just always remember: 'Nursey knows best!!!!!'
     
  16. unlimited-time

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    Bugger all to do with thread but found this for you Rat..coz i know you love em
    Kwanzaa Dancer

     
  17. ratatouille

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    You guys are my FUCKING HERO'S! meanwhile the keybaord is melting under my fingetips. i have had a migraine for two days so my doc gave me the "cocktail" to rid me of it. it consists of 1) thorazine
    2) ativan
    3) lortab
    needless to say my hedache is gone and so is all sensation. those fat chicks are wiggling all over the screen. the last one looks like a reject from the Wiz of Oz .

    I LOVE SHARITA BONITA LAQUEEFA CHIQUITA the Kwanzzaa dancer! all she needs is a basket of banana on her head. KISSES TO YOU ALL!

     
  18. kitana

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by ratatouille:
    i have had a migraine for two days so my doc gave me the "cocktail" to rid me of it. it consists of
    1) thorazine
    2) ativan
    3) lortab
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    holy shit!
    i suffer from migraines, but not bad enough to get meds... how long have you suffered from them??? i just started suffering from migraines last year
     
  19. ratatouille

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    Since I was 12, but they have gotten worse the past two years, I get them almost everyday. The new meds help, this is just a temp fix for a major one I am having.

     
  20. ratatouille

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    I want to see some amputee porn. Not just amputee's, but porno star stylee. Get busy fuglyites.

     

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