You Might Be a High-Tech Redneck

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  1. lil bunnie foo foo

    lil bunnie foo foo New Member

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    <UL TYPE=SQUARE>If your e-mail address ends in ".over.yonder.com."
    If you connect to the World Wide Web via a "Down Home Page."
    If the sticker on your computer says, "My other computer is a laptop."
    If your laptop has a sticker that says, "Protected by Smith and Wesson."
    If your baseball cap reads "DEC" instead of "CAT."
    If your computer is worth more than all your cars combined.
    If your wife said either she or the computer "had to go," and you still don't miss her.
    If you've ever used a CD-ROM as a coaster for your beer.
    If you ever refer to your computer as "Ole Bessy."
    If your screen saver is a bitmap image of your favorite truck, tractor, or farm animal.
    If you start all your e-mails with the words: "Howdy y'all!"
    You've ever brought your laptop to a Tractor Pull.
    When your friends comment on your "nice boots" and you say "Yea, thanks. Its my spiffy, new Phoenix BIOS."
    When you're honked off at your computer warranty because it doesn't cover damage from "Bovine Saliva."
    When your computer toolkit contains a pitch fork.
    When your MS-DOS boot menu contains an entry called, "Cow Tipping Configuration."
    If you've ever been to "http://www.hee-haw.com."
    When your wife catches you again with your "Farm Animals of the Orient" CD-ROM.
    When you order your new pick-up truck with a gunrack and PCMCIA sockets.
    When, in a pinch, you use your laptop battery to jump-start the Combine.
    When you have 17 different versions of DOOM, but you still can't write your name.
    If you've ever doubled the value of your truck by installing a cellular phone with modem and fax option.
    If you know that NORTON UTILITY isn't a power company.
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  2. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

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    OH MY GOD!!!! its comedy genius!! I have never read anything so fucnny before in my life!!! I will have to print this out and share it with all my friends over the age of 40!!!! WOOO HOOOO thats some funny fucking shit!!!!


    P.S. Bunny foo foo, go die...
     
  3. 1337

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  4. Ministersf

    Ministersf New Member

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    That's just great. After viewing the contents of this forum and seeing nothing but jokes about wife-beating, disfiguring injury, racial stereotypes, and STDs you decide to chuck in "You Might be a Computer Redneck".

    You might be happier here:




    There will be lots of people wearing helmets and learning to re-tread tires just like you. You'll love it.
     
  5. Yummy

    Yummy New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Minister Saint-Fond:
    You might be happier here:



    There will be lots of people wearing helmets and learning to re-tread tires just like you. You'll love it.
    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    yeah, he's the one one who belongs in little red x world
     
  6. Ministersf

    Ministersf New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Goddess Yummy:
    yeah, he's the one one who belongs in little red x world <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Damn it, it linked the picture before. :^P

    [ August 12, 2002: Message edited by: Minister Saint-Fond ]
     
  7. lil bunnie foo foo

    lil bunnie foo foo New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Minister Saint-Fond:
    Damn it, it linked the picture before. :^P

    [ August 12, 2002: Message edited by: Minister Saint-Fond ]
    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
    YOu suck at the internet.
     
  8. Ministersf

    Ministersf New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Lil Bunny Foo Foo:

    YOu suck at the internet.
    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    I can tell you're an expert on sucking. In fact, you're doing it right now.
     
  9. CptPlanet

    CptPlanet New Member

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    That joke was turdlicious.

    PS - You use AOL, fag.
     
  10. mystiemyth

    mystiemyth New Member

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    Funny stuff

    Very funny
     

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