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Discussion in 'Random Media' started by ratatouille, Feb 26, 2002.

  1. nickyboy

    nickyboy New Member

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    Hes not hard to control just tell him you find him really cute and that you have a webcam he usually cums in his pants straight away and trys to give you everything just for a peak at your webcam
     
  2. ratatouille

    ratatouille New Member

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    Originally posted by rattila the hon:
    i have a gaggle of bitches that do shit for me. no pettards though.
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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>by KITANA:
    wow
    what do they do for you?
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    well, the better question is, what dont they do? they buy me shit, do my homework, feed me, rub my feet etc... and the beauty of it is that i make them think its their idea. then every once in a while i throw them a bone. like i tell them how motherfucking special and great they are. i tell them how HUGE their cock must be, even though i've never seen it. they could care less. as long as they think, I think, its HUGE, they are happy. they really like to hear how HOT they are as well. oh, and the younger and dumber the better. of course, my plan doesnt always work. sometimes i pick the ones that are too smart and they figure me out. *snigger* but if they are one of the hot AND smart ones then at least i have a fine time in the sack with them.
     
  3. D

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Shit Fly:
    Hes not hard to control just tell him you find him really cute and that you have a webcam he usually cums in his pants straight away and trys to give you everything just for a peak at your webcam
    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Are you a poof?
     
  4. pimpchichi

    pimpchichi Active Member

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    shitfly, why do you always post that frogbeef profile... it's the same one you post everytime you periodically visit...

    pretty fucking obvious it's you
     
  5. kitana

    kitana New Member

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    so....shitfly and frogbeef r the same?
    LOL!
     
  6. ross_perot

    ross_perot New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Stranger:
    Now I understand why you were stealing my tampons, and your fixation with period blood and it's paraphernalia. I am sorry I was so harsh. I didn't realise.

    Nursey, you mustn't look upon menopause as an ending but as a new beginning. Don't consider them hot flushes but as power surges. They say there is wisdom in the crone that is not available to the maiden, so your time of wisdom must be near. Surely.



    And obviously you really need to use your own menstrual blood for your goddess idol. Using mine is merely sapping what is left of your youthful appearance. I know that is not possible for you, but maybe you could try using your regular blood instead? Use several litres just to be on the safe side.

    If that doesn't work maybe you should see if your coven has any ideas for breaking this curse you have inflicted upon yourself. I hope you can sort it out, soon. I do hope it is not too late for you. Blessed be.
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    Jesus fucking christ that in one loose bitch. My eyes will never be the same again. My rettnas are burning.
     
  7. Nursey

    Nursey Super Moderator

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    Huh!Don't bother checking your pm's then Bob,you cunt! *sniff*..Stranger stuck my doctored face onto her older lesbian lover's naked body in the hope that her imagination might easier be able to converge the image of me with the thing she has wholesome homo-hippy fun with!
     
  8. ross_perot

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nursey:
    Huh!Don't bother checking your pm's then Bob,you cunt! *sniff*..Stranger stuck my doctored face onto her older lesbian lover's naked body in the hope that her imagination might easier be able to converge the image of me with the thing she has wholesome homo-hippy fun with! <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    sorry nursey, i didnt think i would be honored enough to get a pm from you or pimp, just kit clit.. I didn't even know that was you to be truthful, I just saw strangers bitch and her cunt and saggy bags. Never looked at the face, never wanna see that picture again........MY EYES! I should check pms more often. Nursey you have helped me see the light.
     
  9. kitana

    kitana New Member

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    i want to see the light...
     
  10. ross_perot

    ross_perot New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by KitanA 4evr:
    i want to see the light...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    for 50 dollars you can see the LIGHT.
     
  11. kitana

    kitana New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by bob_dole:
    for 50 dollars you can see the LIGHT.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    and if u show me the light, i will keep what u told me when we chatted to myself
     
  12. pimpchichi

    pimpchichi Active Member

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    hallelujah!
     
  13. ross_perot

    ross_perot New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by KitanA 4evr:
    and if u show me the light, i will keep what u told me when we chatted to myself <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>


    Oh I will show you the light alright! It is mystique and powerful, are you ready to see it? Or do you have to eat some mexi melts before you do?
     
  14. kitana

    kitana New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by bob_dole:

    Oh I will show you the light alright! It is mystique and powerful, are you ready to see it? Or do you have to eat some mexi melts before you do?
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    no, i already ate earlier, i ate hamburger helper.
    show me now
     
  15. ross_perot

    ross_perot New Member

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    get online and i will, well I am harassing my sisters friends on her account so if ur on tell me, so I can harass you as well.
     
  16. Nursey

    Nursey Super Moderator

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by bob_dole:
    sorry nursey, i didnt think i would be honored enough to get a pm from you or pimp, just kit clit.. I didn't even know that was you to be truthful, I just saw strangers bitch and her cunt and saggy bags. Never looked at the face, never wanna see that picture again........MY EYES! I should check pms more often. Nursey you have helped me see the light.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    I'll forgive you Bob,go and caress these images]these images[/URL] with your minds eye......~balm to the soul~
     
  17. Nursey

    Nursey Super Moderator

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by bob_dole:
    sorry nursey, i didnt think i would be honored enough to get a pm from you or pimp, just kit clit.. I didn't even know that was you to be truthful, I just saw strangers bitch and her cunt and saggy bags. Never looked at the face, never wanna see that picture again........MY EYES! I should check pms more often. Nursey you have helped me see the light.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
    ok dokey,i'm high...i forgive you!
    Here's something to caress with your minds eye that it may replenish some of the life giving energy that the horrid vagina monster pic has stripped you off...balm to the soul
    Oh,and we had Kit Klitty installed in there to fetch you all your melts,hope you like.
     
  18. Nursey

    Nursey Super Moderator

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    hahahaha...that's funny...i could have sworn i never got round to posting that the first time round
     
  19. ross_perot

    ross_perot New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nursey:
     
  20. kitana

    kitana New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by bob_dole:
    Nursey you are a true genius! I love it. And Klittana wherever you are right now, go get me a mexi melt.!!!!!!!!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    stfu already
     

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