Yahoo Tard

Discussion in 'Random Media' started by ratatouille, Feb 26, 2002.

  1. Stranger

    Stranger New Member

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    Now I understand why you were stealing my tampons, and your fixation with period blood and it's paraphernalia. I am sorry I was so harsh. I didn't realise.

    Nursey, you mustn't look upon menopause as an ending but as a new beginning. Don't consider them hot flushes but as power surges. They say there is wisdom in the crone that is not available to the maiden, so your time of wisdom must be near. Surely.



    And obviously you really need to use your own menstrual blood for your goddess idol. Using mine is merely sapping what is left of your youthful appearance. I know that is not possible for you, but maybe you could try using your regular blood instead? Use several litres just to be on the safe side.

    If that doesn't work maybe you should see if your coven has any ideas for breaking this curse you have inflicted upon yourself. I hope you can sort it out, soon. I do hope it is not too late for you. Blessed be.
     
  2. Nursey

    Nursey Super Moderator

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Stranger:
    Now I understand why you were stealing my tampons, and your fixation with period blood and it's paraphernalia. I am sorry I was so harsh. I didn't realise.

    Nursey, you mustn't look upon menopause as an ending but as a new beginning. Don't consider them hot flushes but as power surges. They say there is wisdom in the crone that is not available to the maiden, so your time of wisdom must be near. Surely.



    And obviously you really need to use your own menstrual blood for your goddess idol. Using mine is merely sapping what is left of your youthful appearance. I know that is not possible for you, but maybe you could try using your regular blood instead? Use several litres just to be on the safe side.

    If that doesn't work maybe you should see if your coven has any ideas for breaking this curse you have inflicted upon yourself. I hope you can sort it out, soon. I do hope it is not too late for you. Blessed be.
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    I have about 20 years to go til menopause sets in...you on the other hand appear to be (and note-*undoctored* pic) due to go and enquire about HRT pretty soon-no matter WHAT age you say you are...crone!
     
  3. canine_STD

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nursey:
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    HaHa! I take it back, I do believe you're a teacher Stranger, what with the tie-died frock and all! You only had to explain that the reason you're boyfriend (Head of department, leather elbow padded jacket, smells of cheese) doesn't live with you is because it may break the schools policies about internal relationships.
     
  4. kitana

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    ROFL, damn...

    my yahoo tard still wont chat with me, maybe i should email him some porn...

    That pic of nursey up there looks good enough LOL
     
  5. Stranger

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    Oh yes, I look absolutely dreadfull in that pic, sooooo old and haggard.
    The style is a little sad but maybe that was because it was taken at a ferril party and I was trying to look the part(you may notice the pic is called party_girl).Couldn't quite summon the courage do do my hair in dreads for the occasion though.

    Dog Dribbles, did your mum get upset when you asked Pauli to move in with you or was she happy to have a man around the house who would actually help out with the daily chores?
     
  6. Nursey

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally blagged by embarrassed Stranger:
    Oh yes, I look absolutely dreadfull in that pic, sooooo old and haggard.
    The style is a little sad but maybe that was because it was taken at a ferril party and I was trying to look the part (you may notice the pic is called party_girl).Couldn't quite summon the courage do do my hair in dreads for the occasion though.

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    Yeah yeah yeah..."tell it to the hand cos the head aint listenin"
    It's totally fucking obvious that you are not only used to wearing those clothes,but that you had probably worn that outfit for the week leading up to when the pic was taken.I can practically smell the fucking patchouli oil just from looking at it!!!
    And anyway...it's that 'winning smile' of yours that captivates the keeds no matter what you wear.
     
  7. kitana

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    my pet tard, i wanted him to be my pet tard
    how about some info on how to get RED up there to be my pet tard
     
  8. Nursey

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    You can't have a tard Kitana...you are a tard...same principle as 'the blind leading the blind'.
     
  9. canine_STD

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Paranoid Kit:
    my pet tard, i wanted him to be my pet tard
    how about some info on how to get RED up there to be my pet tard
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    Keep him locked in a cage by an open window, every so often throwing him out of it shouting "Fly my pretties, FLY!".
     
  10. kitana

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nursey:
    You can't have a tard Kitana...you are a tard...same principle as 'the blind leading the blind'.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...
    i wanted him as a pet tard...i can have one, too

    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Stress free STD:
    Keep him locked in a cage by an open window, every so often throwing him out of it shouting "Fly my pretties, FLY!".<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    ROFL
    that might work, i have to catch him first, though
     
  11. pimpchichi

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Paranoid Kit:
    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...
    i wanted him as a pet tard...i can have one, too
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    maybe we could just get you a 'RED' action figure...

    because where your track record with pets is concerned...
     
  12. kitana

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by m2k:
    maybe we could just get you a 'RED' action figure...

    because where your track record with pets is concerned...
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    well...no, its not the same. i want a live one.
    i will be especially good to this one.
    i will even let him out of his cage at night so that he can sleep with me


    just like A.J.
     
  13. Lomotil

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Paranoid Kit:
    well...no, its not the same. i want a live one.
    i will be especially good to this one.
    i will even let him out of his cage at night so that he can sleep with me
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    "I'm gunna luv him and stroke him and call him George"
     
  14. canine_STD

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    Again, originality is your problem Stranger. It must be hard for you to play with the adults when the "I know you are, I said you are, so what am I then?" tactics work with the children, but at least try and put some effort into it.
     
  15. kitana

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by The Reverend Honkey Kong:
    "I'm gunna luv him and stroke him and call him George"<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    no, i wont stroke him
     
  16. nickyboy

    nickyboy New Member

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    I have a pet tard, Hes a real tool. Love him and abuse him the fat fucker His profile
     
  17. nickyboy

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  18. kitana

    kitana New Member

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    oh yeah...that looks like a nice pet tard...
    how do u control/treat him?
     
  19. pimpchichi

    pimpchichi Active Member

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    how long have you been posting on this forum kuntana??.. yet you still try to post a pic from a yahoo server... retarded gringo
     
  20. kitana

    kitana New Member

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    ROFL!
    gringo bueno pa nada.
     

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