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whut! no, baby sheep are good to eat, they have more tender meat than the adults! yeah, mutton...

 

mutton??hmmmmmmmm isn't that what a woman over 40 is if she dresses like she's 20??

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by unlimited-time:
mutton??hmmmmmmmm isn't that what a woman over 40 is if she dresses like she's 20??<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

That meat will be tender... won't it kit...

Dirty lezza Kit

 

whut??! no, mutton is sheep meat... and i am no lesbo... i like men like u

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by unlimited-time:
Which sheep would you rate as the sexiest?

Wow! This is even better than Emetic's tit/ass survey!

For sheer sexiness, I'd have to go with choice C:



She(he?)'s got all the features I look for in sheep... slender legs, nice body tone, and the Jewish nose.

She(he?)'d be a little hard to hold onto, with such short hair and all... An added challenge for a resourceful sheep shagger, no doubt.

If I were in a hurry, I'd have to pick choice G, for obvious reasons:



And there's no denying it, this one's just plain cute...

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Just look at those teasing eyes... those luscious lips... those perked ears... It's almost as if she(he?)'s crying out for some companionship...

Excuse me for a moment, I need to grab a towel...

 

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and all that waste of electrons above this has?

Here's a pic of me, for y'all

 

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<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by kitana:
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You are joking arn't you...

You really are a virgin...

 

Kitana thats the size of a real penis..didn't you know....i guess the only ones you have seen are on porn which are the smaller ones..they are used so you dont see the females split..but its true when a normal sized man gets an erection it grows that big.
Ask any of the guys in here i bet they are all as big as that or bigger.

 

Well I am very relieved to see matters like this open to discussion. I think back to when I was growing up and feelin' a freak cuz the only time you ever saw a guy's thing was in pornos, and so I spent many nights cryin' myself to sleeep thinking I was a deformed giant, hey! no way Jose, just an every day,9-5 regular Joe Average.

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by kitana:
NO! that's fake
average is like 6 inches, that's what i read in school, anatomy/sex ed<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

What the fuck?

All I learnt in sex Ed was how the sperm fertilises the egg and shit... i never got told how big an average penis would be...

That was usually left to extra curricular activities

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by kitana:
NO! that's fake
average is like 6 inches, that's what i read in school, anatomy/sex ed<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Yeah thats what they want you to believe so you dont get scared.

 

sex ed is different everywhere, some go into it more and some just summarize the main shit.

scientific stats prove that its like 6 inches, last time i checked, so u can just kiss my ass

 

And do you believe everything you read...as i said before they want the human race to continue so they tewll girls they are only 6 inchs long...god if they told the truth we'd all still be virgins.
Take it from someone who had 15 stitchs after here just time.

 

If you look back at the book, you will find it says 6' and not 6", that adds up to a whole heap more lovin'

 

i think i am gonna get mad

 

NO! that's fake
average is like 6 inches, that's what i read in school, anatomy/sex ed

 

shit if they really are that big, why can't i find one tosplit me open???

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Miss Contradiction:
shit if they really are that big, why can't i find one tosplit me open???<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

I think there are too many naive virgins around here.

Even without a Vaginismus, I can't see it fitting in any normal sized V. hole, even if you were willing

If you weren't willing and he forced himself on you he would have trouble getting it in. But considering women have managed to give birth there is a slight chance he may be able to penetrate your ninny, even if the large piece would be going the 'wrong' direction. AND unless there is a chance of a quick epidural, it's gonna hurt like hell.

So? Were we trying to impress with a ' I'm cool really, I'll pretend Im experienced in carnal knowledge, even though I have only sucked a man'

Or maybe, 'I will show them I am as controversial as them and give the impression I'm into BDSM, even though the nearest I have been to that is furry handcuffs?'

 

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Oh yeah? sez who? look at this video clip we made: