Why does this disturb me?

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by Nursey, Jan 25, 2002.

  1. pimpchichi

    pimpchichi Active Member

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    or do you mean about my complaint??.. i never went there..

    i'll just go now and tell them their translators a pile of shit
     
  2. Nursey

    Nursey Super Moderator

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    Kommandant Kuppler Herr ist in der Tat mein Weibchen, und zu teilender er ist weites zu außergewöhnlich begabtes!
     
  3. pimpchichi

    pimpchichi Active Member

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    that link you posted was useless.. why would i need help with my "altavista email account"
    http://help.altavista.com/contact/search

    here's the mail i sent...

    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>i'm a 1st year german student and used your site to translate an essay i'd written from english into german for an assignment i had...

    as it turns out, your much trumpeted online translator turned my essay into gibberish, not german..

    i got an F for my paper, and my tutor wants me thrown off the course, my parents have taken my car from me in disgust, and now say i must get a job to earn my pin money, as my allowance will now be stopped...

    babel fish?? more like babblingfish!!

    thanks a lot altavista
    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    i eagerly await a reply
     
  4. CancerBeans

    CancerBeans Member

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    dude the link was perfect post the response lol
     
  5. pimpchichi

    pimpchichi Active Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nursey:
    Kommandant Kuppler Herr ist in der Tat mein Weibchen, und zu teilender er ist weites zu außergewöhnlich begabtes! <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    aww thanks babe .. i'll share my gift with you anytime
     
  6. Cheezedawg

    Cheezedawg Guest

    Oh yeah well... Ech bin ein Berliner.
     
  7. pimpchichi

    pimpchichi Active Member

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  8. pimpchichi

    pimpchichi Active Member

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    automated pile of crap

    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Thank you for contacting AltaVista concerning our Search product.

    If you provided comments or feedback that do not require a response, we
    appreciate your contribution. Your comments and feedback help us improve
    our offerings and enhance the AltaVista Search experience.
    Thank you,

    AltaVista Support Team
    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    whatever happened to the personal touch
     
  9. pimpchichi

    pimpchichi Active Member

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    "If you provided comments or feedback that do not require a response."

    with bad grammar like that no wonder babblingfish is fucked
     
  10. pimpchichi

    pimpchichi Active Member

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    or maybe i'm being too pedantic
     
  11. Nursey

    Nursey Super Moderator

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    Pedantic, meine stattliche Wurst wielder?Nein,nein,nein!If sehen Sie einen Fehler... etwas, das dadurch unrein ist, daß Schweinfuckerssearch Engine... dann in der Tat es minderwertig wirklich sein muß!
     
  12. CancerBeans

    CancerBeans Member

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    The human touch is always better than an automated computer response. The people we can play with...
     
  13. sparky69

    sparky69 New Member

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    with...
     
  14. sparky69

    sparky69 New Member

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    there can b many things that people can play with...


    basket balls, cars, toys and verious and assundry sexual items
     
  15. CancerBeans

    CancerBeans Member

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    ok you're making no sense right now...
     
  16. pimpchichi

    pimpchichi Active Member

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    sparky always knows how to cut out the bullshit...
     
  17. Nursey

    Nursey Super Moderator

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    vervollkommnen Marken Richtung zu mir!
     
  18. CancerBeans

    CancerBeans Member

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    vervollkommnen Sie Kennsätze für vollkommene nursey..hehe
     
  19. sparky69

    sparky69 New Member

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    im takin german right now...
    i dont know what any of that means
    i dont study enough
    lol
     
  20. pimpchichi

    pimpchichi Active Member

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    put it through the babblingfish translator then everything will become clear
     

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