Whitewashed Fugly

Ahem. AHEM! Read above :roll:

 

Yeah you better not offend the Major that would be an act of insubordination.

 

Why is the word "insubordination" so sexy to me?

 

Because it contains all the vowels in the alphabet?

Apart from u.

And e.

 

We use words like "horny" "chode" "jizzle-stick". We use these words as the backbone of a life spent offending someone. You use them as an aphrodisiac! I have neither the time nor the inclination to expose myself to someone who gets a rise out of the very towel of jism that I provide and then questions the manner in which I extract it. I would rather you just said, "fuck you" and went on your way.

 

Don't flatter yourself.

 

You missed it, Barry. Sam had your back. (She also requests that you shave it once in a while)

 

You missed; but ok.

Fuck you.

 

FACETIOUS


has all the vowels.


In order even.

 

Is it wrong to be turned on by that?

I didn't miss your aforementioned point, I was just tardy in my smarmy retort.

 

That has got to be near the top of comments destined to arouse male interest on Fugly Forums.

The only one to have a more profound effect would have been Ferines remark that size did not matter only 20 degrees of angle.

Now if one of you girls were to combine the two traits of being turned on by chastisement for being insubordinate and a small penis with the only requirement of a 20 degree angle. ...... The possibilities would be endless.

 

She sure did! Thanks Sammy. I will read more closely next time.

 

So does "abstemious".