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Discussion in 'Jokes, Funny Stories and other Text.' started by Nicodemus, Apr 29, 2003.

  1. Bubs

    Bubs New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by DOUG DIGGLER:
    the only time i see you cunts in in caravan parks complaining how they dislike the locals even though they got there first. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    EH ? WHY THE FUCK DO YOU THINK WE HATE YOU ? because we want your recipe for tea ? what the hell do you think the north is about you dumbass...

    christ, your a big poncy hipocrit british ass
     
  2. Slayer of Pygmy Babies

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    Oh yeah, we here in new Zealand hate England too. Those guys were pricks, and stupid, a bunch of black dudes down here killed shitloads of them and almost got their little black country back.
     
  3. Meikle

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    yeah, and now we have to live in this "british renovated" shit hole watching the spice girls... oh geri... one day...
     
  4. DADDY

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    WHAT THE HELL?!?!?!?!? All you guys live in some pretty damn nice places. You all have incredible old cultures and some kick ass booze to boot!(Especially the Irish. Case in point: BUSHMILLS!!!!) Get past the bullshit that your governments have spread about and realize that we all have the same goals in life. Now then, lets all unite and go run France into the ground!

    (now that the stupid fat American has stuck his nose into affairs that are of none of his concern, let the flaming begin!)
     
  5. crazylegs

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    yeah we should all kill the fuckin frogs. what sort of shit nation fuckin sits around the dirty arses while everyone else bombs the shit out of iraq
     
  6. Slayer of Pygmy Babies

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    I find it incredibly ironic that American's now hassle France for "not doing her part" because, rather coincidentally if it wasn't for the French they wouldn't have the damn country, it was the French aid against the British in the war of independance that won the goddamn place...man people have short memories, and their gratitude is even shorter...
     
  7. Robman97

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    we repaid them tenfold in WW1 and WW2 so to hell with gratitude and if you wanna get technical the American reveloution inspired the french people to do the same otherwise they would still probably be ruled by a Monarchy.
     
  8. DADDY

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    ^^^^^^^^^^^Yeah, that and the fact that they where not willing to go to war with Iraq because they knew that when it was all over and Saddam was out that the standing deals they had with his "government" would not be honored. Oh yeah, I almost forgot about all the weapons the French sold them.

    That mentality that you hold SoPB, that we owe the French for assisting us in the revolution is exactly what has made them a pain in the ass for the last 200+ years! That and the issue of having to bail thier whiny asses out every time they roll over to some threat.
     
  9. Bubs

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    who cares, its a sientificaly (bad spelling, fuck you) proven fact that england is full of retards and smells like pooh and everyone wishes it would simply vanish
     
  10. Slayer of Pygmy Babies

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    News Flash dumbass, you sold Iraq more weapons than any country on the planet so they would get rid of the Iranian problem when that went to shit, surprise! surprise! They still have the fuckers!

    Im sure if America had been smack dab between Germany and Britain that it would have been overwhelmed aswell.

    Inspiration for the fucking French revoltuion? Please, my ass, you couldn't inspire a fucking decent song, let alone a fucking revoltuion.

    The inspiration for the revolution came from Voltaire, Robspierre and otherr leaders and writers who couldn't give two shits about a backwater shit hole like America when their own country was being shat on by a monarchy who didn't give a fuck.

    Do yourself a favour and deflate your ego before you make yourself look like more of a fucking moron.
     
  11. Meikle

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    WOOT WOOT!! kick his yankie ass down into the ground! but youre still a faggot... go slay some babies wanker...
     
  12. tamdaman

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by DOUG DIGGLER:


    I'm a fucking limey, and fucking proud
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    How can you possibly say this? Who would be proud to be ENGLISH? The only good thing about England is Scotland sits on top of it.
     
  13. Bubs

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    HA HA HA !!!!!

    ah yes, england really is the asshole of the world....
     
  14. Jeeves

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    erm, have any of you ever been there?why do you dislike england so much?

    What the hell are you talking about wiht this 'Ireland hates England' crap?First of all that doesnt makes sense, secondly if you mean 'the people of ireland hate the people of england' you would be completely wrong. You're only showing how misinformed you are.

    To add to that, all yanks are stupid
     
  15. ratatouille

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  16. stymie

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Bubs:


    ah yes, england really is the asshole of the world....
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    Have a guess where we aim our shit...
     
  17. Meikle

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    ouch, nice comeback
     
  18. Bubs

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    ...meh.......


    of course ive been there, but thats not the point, the point is, 90% of english people are really snobby and poncy, and it annoys me, and yes, IRELAND hates ENGLAND, and more than likely vice versa, but no one cares what england says,

    I am Irish and live in ireland, so I know the general thoughts of most patriotic Irish people...

    England colonized half the world and forced thier beleifs and culture on people who didnt want it.

    they can all drop dead tomorrow morning and not one person would give a fuck, and thats a FACT.


    and as for that aiming shit thing....
    im stupid and I know it so im not gonna attempt a comeback for that...
     
  19. stymie

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    You down off your high horse? Good.

    I am Irish and live in England.. a long story.

    I once had the pleasure of spending the afternoon getting shitfaced in a pub in a village called Killy something or other (I have honestly forgot, Killyshandy I think) and I mistakenly (or so I thought) brought the topic of conversation around to politics.

    The old boy turned round, looked me in the eye and said:

    "Listen young fella, us Irish will get along with anyone, apart from ourselves"

    How fucking true is that.

    Oh and for your info, I aint snobby and certainly not poncy so I guess I am in the elite 10% then eh!
     
  20. Jeeves

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    I dont care if you live in Ireland...every Irish person I've met has been safe.Im not snooby and poncy either, I dont meet many people that are like that...maybe if you live in some posh part of london or something.
     

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