Could someone remind me who the hell this guy is and how we're supposed to know him before i go and put my foot in it. He's already pretty angry as it is.
Like getting one stuck in the windshield of your car, then drive home into the garage, and give them water and penut m&M's and assure them the ambulance is on the wat... i ghhad one last 4 days once... a bum, not a chester
Vacation, or as we usually call it over here "holiday", was FUCKING FANTASTIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thanks for asking.
No problem. Everybody needs to get away from time to time. Not sure what you Aussies do for fun, but it can't be too much different then what we do here in the States, i.e. drinking someplace where you don't usually drink.
I went to a place called Noosa Heads, on the "Sunshine Coast" of Queensland, Australia. There, I ate good food, drank great wine and beer and swam in the ocean. Not all at the same time.
Err...!? Umm...OH...i remember now! Silly me. You must have been really kicking yourself after you "locked yourself out of your account", Cee-Gee, but you're back now. There's a tide mark on the base of my cock that matches your greasy rim you filthy, wanton mutt...may as well cut to the chase and hop straight back on. *pops it in the back door* Hey! What's going on here....why isn't it gliding right in the way it used t.......oh fuck Haha! Just kidding Chester. Great to see you back! And of course that wasn't my bell-end you just felt poking against your ass. I used this chrome, torpedo shaped object i found when i was rummaging around in Diogene's bag.
Chester you should have made a specific time to be on the Noosa live beach cam. you could have held out a sign that said "Hey Fuglyites" just waved or did something over the top. Of course you would need to actually find the cam and get a little closer.... never mind.
Should have, could have. Didn't. Happily, after the first few days, fugly barely crossed my mind. I mean, I went hours without thinking about it.
