What's the difference. . .

Na, pretty sure I know the pimp from working in Plymouth. Could be wrong though??

 

aww... poor muddled mia... don't let this username confuse you.. i am not, nor have i ever been, a pimp..

 

Didnt say you were, just recognised your pic.

Bite me,

 

"Bite me"?

Methinks you'll have to do better than that.

 

Actually, "bite me" is apt...and I really think you'll need to do better than some 3rd rate, grade C , 'Shakesperian' prose to pull you out of your own anus.

"Pussy-whipped" is what comes to mind.

 

"3rd rate" and "grade C" are practically identical descriptions. One of them is therefore redundant.

I think you'll find most scholars prefer the spelling "Shakespearean", mainly because it's correct.

And your "pussy-whipped" reference is a complete non sequitur.

Overall mark: F

 

Oh! Excuse me!

Did I miss something?!

You're a fucking moron. Plain and simple.

 

Hmmm...

 

careful fred!!.. she'll lash you with her lightning wit and get the high priests of her godlike hilarity, laurel and hardy, to dance on your prostate body!!

 

Yes, Shakesperean: simple typo.

 

double duh..

 

Michael, go jerk off somewhere else.

 

Damn, beaten to the punch by Pimp...

 

scamffa.. i saw the overtanned 'fuckme' pic you posted earlier... don't worry.. i won't be jerking off anywhere you've lingered

 

I didn't say to me, fucktard!

 

who said you did... the problem is.. after seeing your pic i won't be able to jerk off to anything for quite a few days

 

Good. You deserve a case of blue balls.

 

silly scamffa... i'm not a hormonally haywired teenager who needs to ejaculate several times a day to stay sane :roll:

 

Don't worry Sam, I printed a copy of the 'fuck me' pic and am currently in the process of rubbin one out. Please post one of you gettin hit in the head with a shovel so I can finish... thanks in advance.

 

I've got an idea! Why don't you two run a train on nursey...a cock in her mouth and one up her ass is bound to shut her up-- if she doesn't go for that, you two always have each other.