What Would You Do if...

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by MistahJiggaboo, Jul 28, 2002.

  1. Yummy

    Yummy New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Antichrist Lomotil:
    It's hidden inside one of the folds... Keep searching...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Blaeck...afraid what else I might find lost in there
     
  2. Lomotil

    Lomotil Active Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Goddess Yummy:
    Blaeck...afraid what else I might find lost in there<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    A couple remote controls, half a slice of pizza, a seashell, some porno mags, a copy of Sonic the Hedgehog, and a lightbulb.
     
  3. ratatouille

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    hey Lomo, is that big loud annoying bird still chirping away at your house all hours of the night? cause you might want to get a slingshot at your next swapmeet unless you can find one up yer ladie's arse.
     
  4. Lomotil

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    Haven't heard him since...
     
  5. ratatouille

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    OH SHIT! i told Klitana to eat a live shrimp not your bird! maybe she'll post pics.
     
  6. ross_perot

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by MistahJiggaBoo:
    What would you do if, a bunch of eight foot sparrows came to your front door and asked for your furniture? And they say

    "We need it cos the fucking lumberjacks are chopping down all our trees, and we need places to live, and if you don't give us them, we'll call the RSPCA on your asses"

    I want some new furniture see...and I happen to have a great big sparrow costume...
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    Does ur mother know you are posting this shit?
     
  7. tommy710

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    or your doctor....
     
  8. MistahJiggaboo

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    *is looking cynically at Perots last post*
    Wow, am I in hysterics...

    and if you ask your average six year old they'd probably beleive that that had happened.

    Six year olds are the weirdest lifeforms you can meet. Me Coconut and Aperape were discussing that earlier today.

    and actually come to think of it, as they were sparrows, it would be the RSPB, so I guess we're all wrong. Happy times.
     
  9. Yummy

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by MistahJiggaBoo:
    Me Coconut and Aperape were discussing that earlier today.
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    hmmm, they are friends...is this 1337s trash? Are you assholes from that Afro-Teen Chat room?
     
  10. MistahJiggaboo

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    no, we just all happen to live in and around Morpeth, in the north east of england, near to newcastle.

    so phalal hallalaal
     
  11. Nursey

    Nursey Super Moderator

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by MistahJiggaBoo:
    phalal hallalaal<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    So...you're Muslim Geordies,then?
     
  12. ross_perot

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nursey:
    So...you're Muslim Geordies,then? <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    I love the way you make everything sound sexy nursey...you have such a sexual way with words.
     
  13. aperape

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    Geordies live IN newcastle. *slap head*. but the accent's not shitty stereotypical fuck up english, not geordie though. subtler. . .and not muslim. i dont think
     
  14. Nursey

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Ape Rape:
    Geordies live IN newcastle. *slap head*. but the accent's not shitty stereotypical fuck up english, not geordie though. subtler. . .and not muslim. i dont think<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Don't slap your head like that dipshit...people will talk.
     
  15. aperape

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    What if they do already??


    AAAH SHIT, talking of dipshits, in the next 3 weeks GUPPY is going to overtake me in posts. aaAARGH. Coconut man & MistahJiggaBoo keep up the good work.
     
  16. Nursey

    Nursey Super Moderator

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by ross perot:
    I love the way you make everything sound sexy nursey...you have such a sexual way with words.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Ohhhh,rossypops....i think it's just cos my pussy's raring at the bit.
     

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