What in the fuck is this thing?

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by Lomotil, Aug 8, 2009.

  1. BIGMAMA

    BIGMAMA New Member

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    they are.. thats why his dingdong looks so big in the pictures he sends me.

    I think it is a part in something food prep related. like a ... fuck I dont know. Coffee maker, grinder... or a chopping device ...
     
  2. MAJ Havoc

    MAJ Havoc Active Member

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    Japanese penis enlarger, step #1.

    Or not.
     
  3. Cousin Geri

    Cousin Geri New Member

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    put the cup over your eye, and hit the black knob real fast.
     
  4. Nauseous

    Nauseous Active Member

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    Does it create any type of suction?
     
  5. Lomotil

    Lomotil Active Member

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    No.

    Else, I'd have used my microscopic hands to create an artificial suction on my apparently enlarged penis (according to one reply to this thread.)
     
  6. phatboy

    phatboy New Member

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    enlarged or engorged?

    freak.
     
  7. Lomotil

    Lomotil Active Member

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    Enveloped. Occasionally drenched, too.
     
  8. Lomotil

    Lomotil Active Member

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  9. chumwad84

    chumwad84 New Member

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    HoorAH! It is an EASTER MIRACLE!!!
     
  10. Lomotil

    Lomotil Active Member

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    Fuck yeah! What better time to stock up on forbidden Lent goodies... Fuckin' Catholics. :rolleyes:
     
  11. Reizvolles

    Reizvolles Active Member

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    My family is Catholic. But any excuse to eat chocolate is good.
     
  12. tommy710

    tommy710 Active Member

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    Id still use it as a penis pump,but then again i would.
     
  13. chumwad84

    chumwad84 New Member

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