WHAT DO YOU REALLY THINK OF ME?

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Having her legs tied in the air had nothing to do with it, I'm sure.

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by MC Emetic G-Dawg Mutha:
Strange...when I'm drunk, they're all beautiful.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

its not that they get prettier..its just that you're so horny that you just dont CARE that they're butt-ass ugly.

at least thats what ive decided from personal experience.

 

Eh, not quite - I believe what you call drunk is what I consider just buzzed, where there still remains discernible degrees of attractiveness. I was talking being really goggled, when it's all good: obese chicks are bestowed with a remarkable slenderizing effect, and their mustaches appear just a trick of the light.

IOW, as the saying goes, I've never gone to bed with an ugly woman - but I sure have woke up with a few.

 

Oh, I forgot to ask - so have you ever personally experienced the obverse of your theory? Where in the heat of Smirnoff-fueled disinhibited lust you've let some cretin befoul your sugar walls even while realizing your aesthetic error?

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by i_dont_wank:
I CANT GET LOST DISORDER, COZ I KNOW MY WAY AROUND... CUNT BREATH

FIAT UNO IS AN ITALIAN CAR... AND YOU DO HAVE THEM IN AMERICA COZ I SEEN ONE...

YES LETS GO FOR A DRIVE IN MY UNO <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>


INDEED

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Well observed by MC Emetic G-Dawg Mutha:
I am reminded more of a kindergartner following an older sibling & their friends around, neither understanding their conversations nor comprehending their activities... <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Hey, if that is the case, then I will be REALLY fantasizing about her! Thinking of her as a kindie..well, all girls start to look and sound beautiful at that age.

 

well im 20...

i dont act like it though... or maybe i do...

i certainly look it...

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by MC Emetic G-Dawg Mutha:
Let us know if that opinion changes after viewing the footage of Lomo's fugly bitch with a frog up her gully-wully.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Funny... I was thinking the same damn thing.

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Disorder:
hell yeah, she takes in meat at the rate of a sausage factory don't she?.. she'll be fine... its only because lomo was a wimpy and miserly man at the time, ie didn't pick her up and give her his nice comfy bed to sleep in, that she had that 'inccident' with the amphibian.. fat chicks are moist too and i like it ! <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Shit. I don't even like it when decent chicks share my bed... They just gotta understand, once I've gotten my nut off, it's thier cue to get the fuck outta my sight. I don't want to cuddle, I don't want to talk, I don't want to watch TV with them, and I sure as hell don't want to go at it again. After I'm done with my seventeen second marathon, I'm out like disco...

Bitch always did like fast food, so I guess it worked out for the best...

 

"It's not you... it's me..."

 

AS IF any of you gay fuckers would be able to get a girl to shag... i bet you are dweeby, spotty arse bashing little geeks... hunched over your computors 24 hours a day...

i'd fucking bet on it...

that doesnt apply to everyone... i like some people in here... and I KNOW some people like me

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by i_dont_wank:
as if any of you gay fuckers would be able to get a girl to shag<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

i believe that would be an oxymoron of sorts.

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by MC Emetic G-Dawg Mutha:
Oh, I forgot to ask - so have you ever personally experienced the obverse of your theory? Where in the heat of Smirnoff-fueled disinhibited lust you've let some cretin befoul your sugar walls even while realizing your aesthetic error?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>


its happened more times that I would want to admit. let's leave it at that.
i only have three stages of being drunk
1. buzzed..feelin' nice, etc
2. so horny i could care less how ugly [well maybe care a Little] the guy is
3. so drunk i cant stand and/or do anything sexual, so maybe the buttass ugly guy really DID look more attractive, but i'm not physically up to Doing anything but puking, sleeping, and sitting in a stupor.

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by The Reverend Lomotil:
Shit. I don't even like it when decent chicks share my bed... They just gotta understand, once I've gotten my nut off, it's thier cue to get the fuck outta my sight. I don't want to cuddle, I don't want to talk, I don't want to watch TV with them, and I sure as hell don't want to go at it again. After I'm done with my seventeen second marathon, I'm out like disco...

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Ouch Lomo! Somebody didn't get enough Star Trek toys when they were little, did they?

In all honesty, I don't like to cuddle after sex either. I don't think there are too many girls that do. All I wanna do is get in the shower and wash the sweat and saliva off of my body and attempt to push his load back out so I don't leak semen for the rest of the night.

I don't mind talking afterward. (After my bathing ritual, that is)

I don't watch much TV anyway, but I don't mind doing that either.

No encores.

And when it's time to sleep, I prefer to do it alone. I can't sleep if someone's in my 'personal area'. I like to be able to thrash around in my sleep if I feel inclined to do so.

And no 'morning wood' for me... at least not until after breakfast. I can't handle that much on an empty stomach.

 

well done methinks...

u got brains bitch

 

Okay, maybe I shouldn't have put 'back' in bold. It might give the wrong impression. Not to mention, it doesn't paint a very nice picture... of course, neither does the other!

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nauseous:
Ouch Lomo! Somebody didn't get enough Star Trek toys when they were little, did they? <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

I gave up on those damn things when I realized I can't fry people with the toy phasers.

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Wanna fuck?

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I think alot of it involves the subject matter... If you want to talk about anything but feelings, life ambitions, quality time, etc... it's tolerable.

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>No encores.

And when it's time to sleep, I prefer to do it alone. I can't sleep if someone's in my 'personal area'. I like to be able to thrash around in my sleep if I feel inclined to do so.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Wanna fuck?

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What if you're still asleep? I'll be done before you even knew what hit you...

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nauseous:
Okay, maybe I shouldn't have put 'back' in bold. It might give the wrong impression. Not to mention, it doesn't paint a very nice picture... of course, neither does the other! <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Well... after your anal antics post earlier, I didn't think anything of it...

 

You know, I saw the video for "Bad Blood" last night and I haven't been able to stop thinking about you. I even had a dream about you last night and I don't even know what you look like. I'm starting to have these deep feelings of blah, blah... I think, blah, blah... I want, blah, blah... I feel, blah, blah... Ministry is our band, blah, blah... Wedding song, blah, blah... Funeral, blah, blah... Plaid jacket, blah, blah... Adjoining burial plots, blah, blah... *barf*

Still wanna fuck?!?

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nauseous:
You know, I saw the video for "Bad Blood" last night and I haven't been able to stop thinking about you. I even had a dream about you last night and I don't even know what you look like. I'm starting to have these deep feelings of blah, blah... I think, blah, blah... I want, blah, blah... I feel, blah, blah... Ministry is our band, blah, blah... Wedding song, blah, blah... Funeral, blah, blah... Plaid jacket, blah, blah... Adjoining burial plots, blah, blah... *barf*

Still wanna fuck?!? <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Only if we can cuddle afterwards...

 

Second that - this feminine desire for either pre- or post-coital intimacy is absurd:

SHE: {sigh}"... Wow, that was great."
HE: {grunt}
SHE: {snuggles up, casts a limpid eye} "What did you like best about it?"
HE: {totally confused, suspects a trick question} "Uhh-h-h..." {thinks, 'Busting my nut in your ass was pretty much the highlight, you rocket scientist, you'}
SHE: {running her finger across his chest} "What are you thinking now?"
HE: "Well......." {'Who do I favor on Monday night's game, Baltimore or Phoenix? Gotta remember to check the spread with Louie...'}
SHE: {getting huffy} "Well, don't you wanna tawlk?! Get to know each other better?"
HE: {rolls eyes, thinks 'I don't give a shit what your name is - it may as well be Suckme'}
SHE: "Well, whaddya wanna do now?"
HE: {sighs; thinks 'Grab a beer, make a sandwich & watch TV for a bit until I'm ready to sodomize you some more, then kick you out & grab a shower to wash your filthy slime off my groin'}
SHE: {pointedly} "Hmph! You're just all the other guys - you just can't open yourself up and communicate"