Wet Fart

Is that what you call it? "Apologizing"?

 

Yeah, but only because I bought it dinner first.

 

It is indeed very important to feed your penis .. Not many people know this.. but every time you get a boner, it's not because you're horny.. but because your penis is hungry. .make your favourite meal, for instance sugar covered tampon (see previous post ) . .and shove it up your urethra . .do not go to the toilet in the meanwhile, it takes a little while for it to digest the food . . The green ooze running from your penis is nothing to be worried about, just a little indigestion .. great on toast by the way . .

 

You should talk to Barry about getting some meds.

 

I don't need meds . . at least . that's what they tell me..