weird recipes

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  1. BIGMAMA

    BIGMAMA New Member

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    ok my mom always made this stuff that is really good, but when I list the ingredients you think I am crazy

    Lime jello
    cream cheese
    crushed pineapple
    pecans

    I have no idea how it is made... but I am about to attempt to make it
    She did not tell me how much of each thing to mix together... so I bought a bunch of everything.

    when she makes it.. it turns out looking like a weird pudding - light green
     
  2. Robman97

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    My Great Grandma use to make that at Thanksgiving, that shit is really good. I will look for her recipe and post it for ya
     
  3. BIGMAMA

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    I made it last night. It turned out GREAT... it was tough to get the cream cheese mixed with the jello water. I cant find my mixer thingy

    My mom called me this morning to ad.. "you put a cup of mayo in it"

    WTF - gross... Mine is missing the mayo... and it is great
     
  4. Nauseous

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    Ewww mayonaise. Yuck. Something about mayo is gross to me. It's not the taste, although I wouldn't want a mouthful of it. It's just the smell and the thought. I actually use Veganaise. It's fake mayo but it's really good and it's a lot better for you.

    I've been thinking that BBQ chips and peanut butter sound good together lately. I haven't tried it. I love BBQ chips, but I try to stay away from spicy stuff.
     
  5. Lomotil

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    Pistachio salad is the closest thing I can think of that fits that description...

    Pistachio pudding mix, cool-whip, nuts, and some mechanical whipping, if I recall correctly.

    I could find the actual recipe with measurements, if needed... All I ask in return is some sloppy, stinky, ill-groomed cunt attached to a woman that is ready to be my craigslist sex slave... and... aaw, fuck it, nevermind. I just came. ;)
     
  6. BIGMAMA

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    never ill-groomed or stinky... and sex slave mood comes once in a blue moon.
     
  7. Nauseous

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    I'm drinking some tea that is weird.

    It's Stash Vanilla Chai, but it tastes really nutty.
     
  8. Lomotil

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    I'm wearing cyan-tinted glasses, and it's a full moon... Whaddyasay? :p

    I can show you my toenail collection, if that helps to set the mood...
     
  9. Nauseous

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    I've been wanting to smear port wine cheese on baked potatoes and melt them.
     
  10. BIGMAMA

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    I have the urge today to eat a bowl of fine shredded cheese, with green olives... man- that sounds good. I eat that alot when I am pregnant. hmm when was my last period??? oh never mind, I have done anything to be that far along knocked up...
     
  11. BIGMAMA

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    man I am typoing like a MOFO today, I just caught my 4th fuck up- for today.

    I meant to say- I have NOT done anything...
     
  12. Nauseous

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    I think that doesn't sound bad if I had some w/italian dressing. I don't eat lettuce anymore, but I still want salad with Italian dressing. Maybe I can just eat something like that. We have this deli that has the best cheese hoagies and they put this spicy as hell italian dressing on it. It's like crack to me, I pour so much on it and then I dip everything in it. I'd pour it in potato salad and dip chips in it. God that sounds good. I wish my digestive tract was normal. Fuck it. I'm going to go there this weekend and just chew and spit. I've been doing that with shit lately that I want but will make me sick.
     
  13. Nauseous

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    I didn't catch it.

    Man, I really want some italian dressing. I'd just dip bread in it at this point.
     

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