I just read all the commandments for good measure and i'm sitting here CRYING GUFFAWING..... I so heart us.
Once there were people who were really bored or lonely Who happened upon a chat board for ABC They liked the show Lost a whole heck of a lot A few of them even liked to smoke lots of pot They started talking and fast became friends No one knew how their story would twist and bend We all wanted pictures to see what we looked like We even got one of a fat guy who fell off his bike We flirted, we laughed, we told dirty jokes We chatted online at home while we drank and took tokes We got a roster, a clubhouse, a janitor, and a Master of Arms We were also completely fooled by a ( ` ) ( . ) and his charms Things only got crazier as we got pictures of a cock Taken in a work bathroom while the door was unlocked Some of the characters in this story are more strange than true We have a funny Pink girl who holds us together like glue A fat black guy who thinks he is white A token gay guy who keeps his butt cheeks shut tight A toothless skanky ho that is really quite nice A evil long haired blond girl that MAY have had sex in 2005, twice A preggo mommy that is just slutty at heart This may seem an odd mix but you can’t tear them apart! There used to be more of these mad monkeys Some became traitors, or losers, or we found out they were fatties There was a hypocrite who stripped at Walmart, had 2 baby daddies and 4 kee-ids When we found that out we flipped our lids! Oh that is nothing you might say But we found out she had fake cancer and thought her kee-id was a demon one day! Then there was the Devilish Deva that ALWAYS was online She forgot that it was more important to be a parent then to drink lots of wine Then there was a girl from Florida who could only write using a thesaurus She was so cunty and her nose was as big as a stegosaurus! Who can forget the rat bastard that did Fiona in the swamp WHY would he tell us of the fugly chick romp? That is something to ponder, and may have thrown you for a loop It was early signs of an MMM exit to the world of Citigroup Now there is one worth mentioning whose parting was bittersweet He had a sexy deep voice, cowboy boots, and was a MMM girls treat It’s sad to think of all the MMMs that have gone astray But alas there are many funny things that have brightened our days! Braggs getting fired for whipping his cock out caused quite the ruckus It was about time though, all of us getting tired of how much he wanted to fuck us Then there was the great con like Lost’s sheisty Sawyer Sean did quite a good impression, pretending to be Braggs lawyer Then there was the stalking, mainly by Headee Of douchey Sandy and those from Speakfree Then there was the introduction of Myspace We saw Andy’s dick instead of his face! Also the page for Elena is Fat Can you believe they still talk to us after all that? Then there was skoal man who got posted on fugly.com It’s Alia’s damn fault for marrying someone who looks so WRONG Every day with all of you there is something that makes me laugh and Guffaw That pic that Pink drew today was the funniest thing I ever saw These are real friendships, as messed up as they may be I love all of you guys, and OF COURSE you love me!
GGGUUUFFFAAAW @ Momo is WAY excited that we found a place to truly be ourselves! LOL Dog damn is that ever TRUE!
OH GUFFAW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! She's going to be all: What is so funny? then she'll try and check your history when you leave work today!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OH FUCK!!! LMFAO!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA OMD, i'm fucking CRYING from what momo just gmailed us, about pushing her kid out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I heart the days of big Guffaws. ALSO: New discoveries! i.e. Fugly chat room Dog Commandments Laughing so hard I want to push my kid out.
I think I'll pass on the bowel piece. But a bowl piece would be much appreciated. I hate the douchey cunts with which I work.
