We Know Some FUGLY People...

Discussion in 'Random Media' started by headee, Mar 22, 2006.

  1. phatboy

    phatboy New Member

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    It would be a snoodle harmonica.
     
  2. headee

    headee New Member

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    hey spoon. i missed you.
     
  3. headee

    headee New Member

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    EXACTLY!
     
  4. headee

    headee New Member

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    bye nursey...
     
  5. SPOooOn

    SPOooOn New Member

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    Ugh, this is just getting tedious. I'll be back once the dopey cunt's brain cells have had a chance to regenerate and power up her dull thought processes. :wink:[/quote]

    something in your eye nurse?
     
  6. SPOooOn

    SPOooOn New Member

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    yeah I missed me too . .
     
  7. Ferine

    Ferine New Member

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    Nursey, smiles threw out an invitation for you.
    I got all excited because I knew you would not let me down. No one makes me all bouncy like you do.
     
  8. SPOooOn

    SPOooOn New Member

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    Is it me, or is there some kind of liquid dripping of your face in your new AV ?
     
  9. Nursey

    Nursey Super Moderator

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    Oh. *wipes away the strange liquid i accidentally squirted over Ferine's face when she said that*
     
  10. SPOooOn

    SPOooOn New Member

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    Put down the bottle of ketchup before someone else gets hurt. .
     
  11. Nursey

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    NURZI re-enters, now menacingly brandishing her solid, girthful ketchup bottle to the delighted - yet fearful - gasps of all the hungry looking boys. As the quivering tongues outstretch in hope of a creamy dollop of tangy sauce to be deposited from the majestic, streamlined vessel, one mouth in particular catches the Mistress of Condiments and Seasonings' eye...Diogenes, (though not yet a member of our merry mud puddle) who had been feeling lonely and unwanted tucked away in a corner by himself, shuffles nervously forward on his knees, heart audibley pounding, closes his eyes and parts his soft, pink lips as wide as he is able until NURZI, snarling with great relish, pumps a full fast-food sized sachet's worth all over his glistening tastebuds with each bountiful squirt from her oversized, godlike phial - much to the envious, longing groans and sighs of the rest of the gamesome young lads, who, though clearly disappointed, sportingly prepare to welcome the newcomer by arranging a game of 'who's under the table'...with Dio as the honorary reaper.


    *Curls lip knowingly at Ferine while stroking sauce bottle*
     
  12. chester grape

    chester grape New Member

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    Blimey. :shock:
     
  13. chester grape

    chester grape New Member

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    Liar! I searched everywhere myself at the time, and never found that image.

    So tell the truth ... it's a photo you took of pimp and Dubya, isn't it?
     
  14. chester grape

    chester grape New Member

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    He locked you in a vault, and traded you for money?
     
  15. smiles

    smiles New Member

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    don;t ya hate it when ya think of something witty RIGHT after u click submit?
     
  16. diogenes

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    That brought a tear to my eye.
     
  17. ucicare

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    Oh Headee, you could die for this.

    Barry
     
  18. diogenes

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    She's held up well enough so far. This could be interesting.
     
  19. chester grape

    chester grape New Member

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    It's fascinating watching Nursey circle her, searching for the weak spot.

    But so far, nothing has eventuated.

    Trouble is, while headee's defence may be solid, I haven't seen much from her in attack.

    If this were a football (soccer) match, for me it's 0-0 at half time.
     
  20. diogenes

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    It's a good match either way. Hopefully it doesn't turn into a one-sided slaughter. Nursey shredding grim was fun to watch the way it would be fun to watch a lion kill a mouse.
     

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