We Know Some FUGLY People...

Discussion in 'Random Media' started by headee, Mar 22, 2006.

  1. headee

    headee New Member

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    wrong again--my father is actually a paranoid schizophrenic, who is currently in a mental institution in virginia. they release him every now and again, but he always ends up back there. he was pretty "normal" in my early years, and even when he did have an "outburst," it was always directed at my mother, who he referred to as jezebel. he always treated me like gold.

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  2. Nursey

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    Did you feel any guilt watching your mother get dragged around the house by her hair with a toilet brush up her cunt while your father stopped briefly to wink and blow kisses at you? Is that the root cause of your self-loathing? :|
     
  3. DrBungle

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    If this is strike three will you go sit on the bench?
     
  4. headee

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    nooooo, you really suck at this. my mom was actually the more agressive one in the relationship, and she may even be what finally sent my father over the "edge..." at least that's what we always joke and say. for example, one time they were driving down the road, and my mom wanted my dad to pull over for something or another from the store. my dad refused, so my mother pulled my dad's shirt up over his head, WHILE HE WAS DRIVING ON THE HIGHWAY... after a number of episodes like this is when my father started having delusions and started referring to my mother as jezebel... perhaps he invented to disease to get away from her.
     
  5. Nursey

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    What about your dentist? The local priest? Oh come on, give me some clues here. :x
     
  6. phatboy

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    Damn, I got to quit going to lunch. I am gone for an hour and this place is done gone crazy.
     
  7. headee

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    no, no sexual abuse or physical abuse of any kind. i had the occassional mental abuse, like my mom and my older sister used to come in bedroom at night with stockings over their head, pretending to be aliens or monsters, saying "i'm not your mother," and "i'm not your sister," but that was just for fun. sure, i cried and got really scared, but when i found out the truth, it was really funny.
     
  8. phatboy

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    You know that is funny and kinda sad at the same time.
     
  9. Nursey

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    Exactly.
     
  10. headee

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    something else that's kind of funny, and kinda sad at the same time:

     
  11. Nursey

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    Steady! I don't like to show that off so brazenly until i get better acquainted. People seem to find it a little... intimidating.
     
  12. DrBungle

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    Nursey's got a big cock. . . Headee likes it in the ass. . . I think I can see where this is going. Hope you like the ATM too Headee!!
     
  13. phatboy

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    Nursey a.k.a. 'The lady Killer' dont let dio see that, or he will want it on his forehead......
     
  14. headee

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    as the evening progressed, nursey got hungry for some macroni, SNOODLE and cheese.

     
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  16. Checkmate

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    I throw out an emoticon for homies that ain't postin no mo',

    Headee Vs. Nursey........

     
  17. Nursey

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    Oh goody, another lame, 13 year old schoolgirl style attempt at humour. You know, you have me to thank for bringing the snoodle out of mythical status and into the realm of reality when i heroically found that pic on my web-travels, the only example i have ever seen of the magical phenomena. The least you could do was make the joke a bit funny. For people other than yourself, that is.
     
  18. headee

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    enlighten me, o wiser-than-all-of-fuglyforums.com-one... i should have wrapped your lips around it, shouldn't have i?
     
  19. SPOooOn

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    That'd be kinda hard.. seein as they're entwined n all ..
     
  20. Nursey

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    Ugh, this is just getting tedious. I'll be back once the dopey cunt's brain cells have had a chance to regenerate and power up her dull thought processes. :wink:
     

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