We Know Some FUGLY People...

welcoming these retards here could open up a whole new can of worms


http://www.thatvideosite.com/view/2004.html


..... some things are best left unknown

 

Wait, so...we're the guys with the camera, right?

 

You're not.

 

WHO LET YOU OUT FROM UNDER THE DESK!!!

 

So let's just examine what was going on in that vid. The guy in the red shirt is sitting at his desk, watching hetero (I'm pretty sure it's hetero) porn, while his mate is under the desk blowing him.

So is red t-shirt guy gay or straight (or unsure)? And what's in it for blow job boy? (Maybe they take turns with the monitor?:shock

Nope, I'm still confused.

 

chester how many times now have you watched that video....... you've given them all names havent you..... you sick fuck.... and a script

"Get that in ya"

"HMMmHmmMMhmmhMMM"

"Crikey, me mates"

"BLOODY GUVNA there's a ladster on your posh knob!"


e.t.c.

 

My wife is still laughing.

 

Yes.

SMILES: Aha! Caught you red-handed Chester.

CHESTER: What the fuck?

BUNGLE: (Appearing from under desk, then winking) Well, now that we're all here ...

SMILES: (Smiling) I'm in. Here, Lomo, hold this.

LOMO: (Eager) Okay!

SMILES: Erm, I meant the video camera, but ... ungh! ... whatever.

etc.

 

Enter Shmedley: dressed in a spiderman mask and hot pink bootyshorts, covered head to toe in plum sauce

Schmedley: (Roaring) here comes the spider maaaaaaaaaaaan (splcht)

Schmedley covers the room in spidey goo

Lomo, quickly ordering a new inverted convex lens from his KGB connection in Schtag for the camera via e-bay and opts for the super deluxe fast delivery, continues to tape what unfolds next....


ENTER NURZI:

 

:lol:

 

just be glad you and I weren't involved in that exchange Ferine. I don't know that I want my good name dragged through that particular mud puddle.

 

I'm waiting for the grand finale. *bounces in anticipation*

 

*Stares at Ferine's breasts as she bounces in anticipation*

 

I had them removed shortly after my hymen restoration. Being frigid, I no longer have use for them.

 

I like the new avatar. You taking headshots to be the new Joker?

 

No. I had my teeth cleaned today. So i'm smiling, because my gums hurt.

 

The smile is beautiful, it's just the left side of your face looks strange in that particular picture.

 

It does have that jack nicholson je ne sais quoi..

 

I think Ferines AV looks nice.

 

So if you woke up in the middle of the night and saw that staring down at you you'd be perfectly comfortable. Ferine is a beautiful woman, that just isn't a very flattering picture. The smile is great, and the right side of the face looks good. But for some reason the left side is scary. I'm glad I live on the west coast. Otherwise I have a feeling she'd punch me in the throat.