for some reason, i can't find the post now, but i read earlier this morning, somebody put that we were pissed off because braggins kicked us out of his cool club, the mad monkey mafia... i wanted to address that issue, however i'm too busy to go into our entire history right at this moment. for a brief rundown--we thought braggins was hottt for like a minute, when we first started chatting with him back in november '04, but then we realized he had a lazy eye, and a fat psycho wife, and they were swingers at that--they invited momo to their kids birthday party, trying to get her in a threesome--then he got fired for whipping his cock out at work and he opened his own theatre (stage17.com) and became a theatre god, and officially KING DOUCHE... i left out so much, and i know none of that made since, but... i don't think u guys really care anyways.
i can't figure out how to edit my post... am i just stupid? am i missing something? i meant "sense," not "since" ... but i think everybody here is smart enough to figure that out on your own.
Jingle Bell Cock Andy's dick, in his hand, taking a pic Takes the pic quick and tries to be slick In the work bathroom where co-workers won't stare Takes a pic of his pubic hair He goes home after work to his big wife They get all nasty and leave on the light He screws her silly with his veiny willy Then a plan becomes clear...... He goes in haste to cyberspace To woo an innocent chick He tells her he wants to do her Then sends her the pics of him and his dick Goes to work in the morning horny and glad Can't wait for his break to get his dick in his hand Whips it out quick and hard under his desk And makes a really big mess. Andy's sex drive got him fired And asked to never return And his google eyes didn't help his case No one knew where to look on his face. Now Andy's a theatre god and unemployed All he can do is fill the void Sending out pics Sending out pics Sending out pics of his dick!
LMFAO that song cracks me the fuck up everytime! haha did we have any more DOGmas carols about braggins?
Oh Doggy Night Braggins Balls are brightly shining! He shaved them smooth, for the camera phone pictures A long time it took, to convince his wife to let him take them She did it though because she has no self esteem He took her to the bedroom, turn the lights down low He instructed her to lay there, to watch him go FALL ON YOUR KNEES Suck me til I'm dry Oh night divine I think I might be cumming! *flash* Oh night divine *flash* I think Momo will DOOOO me I hope she will want to DOOOO me
Yeah... most DOGmas carols focus on Barb and Cuntney... That was during our Fake Christian phase. *reminisces*
You know, they have these awesome programs that allow you to have conversations with your e-friends in real time. Not that i'm trying to get rid of you or anything....
Oh. And it's Fugly law, there is no editting permitted here. Just FYI. So, you aren't as stupid as you think.
We don't like to IM because we all chat while we're at work. In addition, DOG does not approve of editing posts anyway, so we're fine with that fugly rule.
just when i thought we were starting to become bestest e-friends... where in maryland are u, if u don't mind me asking.
