We here at fugly are the most normal people.

I had my first test when I was 4: the Kaufman-ABC. I no longer have the results, but I remember when I took a job I was asked about, so they must be somewhere.

At age ten, I was also given the WISC-III; I was rank 98. No that's not an IQ, it's a percentile rank that measures you against the score of other people your age. It supposedly means I scored above 98% of the others my age, or in the top 2%.

When I was 17, I done my SATs and received an SAT score of 1520.

The most recent test was because my boss asked me to join Mensa (even though the silly old cut knows IQs or SATs are no longer required), the WAIS-R, in which I got my score of 152.

 

Yeah well ummm yeah, I have a very High IQ and have no grasp of the english so thats got to tell ya something.

 

And what is it you do for a job, Grimmy?

 

I direct horse racing for a living like the TV end. I tell everyone what to shoot where to shoot. What to give me out of the computers then it all comes down threw my switcher and I put it out.

Its way stressful at times. Considering year round there is only 3 of us till live meet. Then we get those no job keeping fuck ups who come in for temp work.

Plus we run 5 days and open 7 so I put in around 80 hours a week the most I put in was 108 hours in a week.

Multitasking and cool under pressure is a must. I mean live TV is very rewarding and very crazy at times.

I remember we had a 10 by renter blow right in the middle of the handicap show. Everyone flipped out but me and my boss. I mean I knew he would have a new one installed in like 5 mines. Plus if I flip the whole production goes in the crapper.

The worst mistake I ever had was our pan guy last year on the biggest race of the year. ESPN takes our feed they are too fucking cheap to bring in there own guys.

Well we are going and everything is fine. Well my Pan guy decides he needs to set-up his cam right when they wanted him. He was could not hold focus. I told him to keep it wide. So we are going. I told him to ignore me like 3 times. Well needless to say he dropped Fleet Alex on ESPN. Because I was telling someone else they where clear and he was not listening. Then he sets-up his cam on live TV. I mean its funny now but man we ripped him a new asshole that day.

 

ha ha the spell checker took the A off Afleet Alex.

 

That useless fuckin' spell checker has never worked for me.

 

I ain't be carin bout no some IQ bullshit. I's a playa. That's all you gots to know Bitch.

 

Of course, Doctor. You are all-knowing; THAT is why the world listens to you.