wank*'s naked breasts slapping my face

I'd have sex with a gramps if he looked like Sean Connery. Trouble is I'd prolly have to look like one of those lesso grans to score him.
Hope I look that good at 75. And have enough super stored away not to have to do internet lesso porn.
Got any granpar porn Canine?

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Estranged:
I'd have sex with a gramps if he looked like Sean Connery. Trouble is I'd prolly have to look like one of those lesso grans to score him.
Hope I look that good at 75. And have enough super stored away not to have to do internet lesso porn.
Got any granpar porn Canine?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Lookgood at 75? fuck you look like shit now and you are only 40 or so...

 

Well whaddya know! I was eating a nice big juicy piece of melon,and the last slice fell off the plate onto the floor which was covered in joint rolling detritus and ash.I picked up the sumptious fruit only to see it was covered in aforementioned filth...but i am gonna ask...and you know i am...would any of the forum posters here scrape/slice off the dirty melon and eat it for reasons of their own?

i.e.

a) drunken
b) for the hell of it
c) to gain experience and understanding
d) so you can think of yourself as unrestricted by dirt taboos
e) out of spite, cos you hate yourself
f) to brag to your mates
etc.

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Estranged:
Got any granpar porn Canine?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

How does this grab you?

 

Hmmph! well that didn't seem to work, so here's the URL.

 

That wanker has his server set up well, that wasn't supposed to happen.
Here's the gallery that I got it from.

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by wank*:
I am sooo gonna add you to my MSN...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Can't wait.

 

Maybe you & UT could try a little of this for us, if it's your kinda thing. (Which I sincerely hope it is)

 

If U-T did that enough... it would make a pretty nice top I could wear if I go out. Maybe a bit dodgy but it would look nice till it starts to peel off.

 

i think that its a VERY VERY good idea. i still wanna c u naked

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Super Spark:
i think that its a VERY VERY good idea. i still wanna c u naked<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

YOU will never SEE me naked

I would rather run naked through the streets of London shouting for womens rights whilst being pelted with dildos from some dirty arse lesbians... than think about you seeing me naked.

 

i have a feeling thats happened b4...

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by wank*:

I would rather run naked through the streets of London whilst being pelted with dildos from some dirty arse lesbians... than think about you seeing me naked. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

...you would rather do that anyway though,fat bi-blob Essex gal.

 

again i say i think thats happened b4
shes a dirty slut
when shes not at her usual corner post shes streaking through the city with adult toys that she uses when she doesnt get any business.

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Super Spark:
when shes not at her usual corner post shes streaking through the city with adult toys that she uses when she doesnt get any business.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

That's funny Sporky, I got old that that's exactly what you did. Wigger Shite

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Super Spark:
i give that a c. uve lost some of your creativity d.
that was not one of yer better ones
keep tryin<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

huh??
it wasnt supposed to be creative, it was a question you ass.. would you like me to draw you a nice picture, or make you some pottery to go with it? How creative to you want me to be? I can make anything with pipecleaners and eggboxes.. just name it..

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by wank*:
I would rather run naked through the streets of London shouting for womens rights whilst being pelted with dildos from some dirty arse lesbians... than think about you seeing me naked. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

What if Sparky was in London at the time? Would you rather just let him see u nekid?

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by wank*:
No... I would rather have those candles dripped on me. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

I could do that. But would I be allowed to email pics of the event to sparky seeing as how you wouldn't be nekid exactly, would you?

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by canine_STD:
I could do that. But would I be allowed to email pics of the event to sparky seeing as how you wouldn't be nekid exactly, would you?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Are you buggering him or something? I don't want sparky to jerk off to me OR U-T.

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by wank*:
Are you buggering him or something? I don't want sparky to jerk off to me OR U-T.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Oh if only! No, I'm just wondering about the different possibilities. And I want to see just how certain you are that you don't want 16 year old school boys jerking off to images of your tits.