All I can recall is talking to you while you answered room service calls and masturbated secretly while asking them how many towels they would need, and questioning them to describe the plush nature of the towels and how they mimicked hairy scrotums firsthand... Then again, I could've been inebriated at the time... (imagine that.) I do remember the "online place" quite vividly... If only through randomized audio snippets of my................well, you know. Said 'snippets' are stored on the HDD's of computers long since cast aside, All it will take is some research...
I don't remember that... I just remember her denying your existence and when I asked if she'd been drinking, she started laughing aloud and before her boss cut her off, she started to say, "No, but I think you have..." Like it was ever that obvious...
