Unlimited Time won't talk to me VIA ICQ

As much as i vouch for the benefits of 'creative visualisation',i think your little jaunt through the forum with your *ahem* obviously doctored pic depicting yourself as a sweet,bouyant,prancing little soul has gone quite far enough...i know that you've come a long way in accepting the facts of your matter,and deserved a little break,but it's time to get back to reality and remembering what a dull,greying mass of dead blubber you inhabit as your reference point in the realm of matter.
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WANK'S TOUCHING PHOTO-MONTAGE