TICKING TERRORIST LOVE BOMB-BOMB

The meaning has returned to my life

 

I'm glad to see everything worked out for mia and Nursey.

 

You are not real, go away

 

cute play on corpsman and corpsman there..except that woulda worked better if I had been NAVY not ARMY! (unless ya did that on purpose in which case ya get triple points for an additional insult!)

 

The new t-shirts have just arrived! Here you are, Robman...



...wear it with pride. 8)

 

whoa. I want one!

 

I just got mine!

 

I get it Spelling BEE... there's a Bee on the shirt a fucking Queen Bee at that. Oh fuck yeah!

 

Nice to see the cock back on form there! And all thanks to me. *Sighs* 8)

 

And Whippy, i just want to tell you, you look a real champ...*wipes away a little tear*. Go onnnnn!

 

Whip, God sent me this message, and asked me to forward it to you. He said that he would have sent it directly to you himself, but he was afraid for you to have his return email address.

Barry


Forwarded message -

Dearest Whip my son,

A mind is a terrible thing to waste.

Love,

God

 

I don't mind if I do!

*picks up half-charred head from the ashes of the village and puts mouth up to ear and begins to suck the boiled brains out*

 

Nursey dear could you fix my teath?

 

I can do it!

Do you have a baseballbat?

 

If not could you fix my teeth?

 

Fine!

*rummages through junk drawer full of rusty dental equipment*

Here it is!

Lean back!

*hits mia with aluminum baseball bat in mouth and begins work*

Success!

 

Oh I love them! Thanks so much, u wanna a blow job?

 

I will take three of the new shirts, XXL please.

 

Whipone how did you get that pic? fucking media are everywhere these days, fucking up my plausible deniability, dammit! :evil: