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  1. aperape

    aperape New Member

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    The 'Act of Contrition'
    (+ side order of Head).
     
  2. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

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    Im going to go see tool on Aug. 7th in greenville NC

    Other thanthat I just abuse old people in wheelchairs, and kill children... thats about it... pretty boring stuff
     
  3. Orange Guppy

    Orange Guppy New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Ape Rape:



    The 'Act of Contrition'
    (+ side order of Head).
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    haha!
    could that explain whats up with the clergy raping and molesting little boys?
     
  4. misanthropic

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    that's what I like about you, Guppy - you're so fucking quick on the uptake. can't get anything past you
     
  5. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

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    I say the girl is as sharp as a marble...
     
  6. Nursey

    Nursey Super Moderator

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    ...flies like a cockroach and stings like fatigue.
     
  7. aperape

    aperape New Member

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    may well do , guppy. hmmmm, not as bad as i originally thought.
     
  8. MistahJiggaboo

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    Abusing the general public as a whole is thuper.

    Espeically in Newcastle, because some of them get real angry, espeically the middle aged depressed women who smoke so much that their voices could crush cans...
     
  9. FredVegas

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by GreenAppleSplatters:
    classes start next month...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    *looks out the window at the empty freshman dorm across the street and smiles at the realization that it will soon be full again*
    God I love the town I live in. The college here is 70% female.

    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by IMC:
    Im going to go see tool on Aug. 7th in greenville NC<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    I'll be seeing Tool in Richmond on the 9th. Maynard is the fuckin man.
     
  10. Lomotil

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Ape Rape:
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    Goddamn you! Stealing my sig and shit...

    Oh, well... I didn't make it so fuck it.
     
  11. GreenAppleSplatters

    GreenAppleSplatters New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by FredVegas:
    *looks out the window at the empty freshman dorm across the street and smiles at the realization that it will soon be full again*
    God I love the town I live in. The college here is 70% female.
    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Shit dude,when I was living in N.C,UNCW had a 3 to 1 girl to guy ratio.I was getting more ass than a toilet seat for a while,then I hit a drought when I wrecked my car and lost my job.
    But now everything is back on track baby.
     
  12. Lomotil

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by GreenAppleSplatters:
    then I hit a drought when I wrecked my car and lost my job.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Story of my life lately... Hopefully shit'll change soon.
     
  13. pimpchichi

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by GreenAppleSplatters:
    I was getting more ass than a toilet seat for a while,then I hit a drought when I wrecked my car and lost my job.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    you mean you can only get chicks when you have a car and money??
     
  14. GreenAppleSplatters

    GreenAppleSplatters New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by ~pimpchichi~:
    you mean you can only get chicks when you have a car and money??<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Well,yeah,I can get 'em drunk when I have money.How else do guys get laid?
     
  15. tommy710

    tommy710 Active Member

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    Hey green im right with ya on that one brother.
     
  16. Lomotil

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by ~pimpchichi~:
    you mean you can only get chicks when you have a car and money??<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Vehicular and monetary impairment enhance the likelihood of your demotion to a state of less marketability to members of the opposite sex. At least o'er here in the 'west...
     
  17. pimpchichi

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    i guess it does over here... if you want women of wanks calibre
     

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