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A duck walks into a store and asks the clerk, "Got any grapes?"

The clerk responds, "No."

Five minutes later, the duck asks again "Got any grapes?"

The clerk reiterates, "No..."

Another five minutes pass, and the duck asks again, "Got any grapes?"

The clerk answers, "No. We don't have any grapes. Ask me again, and I'll nail your feet to the floor..."

The duck asks, "Got any nails?"

"No."

"Got any grapes?"

See? Every time I hear a stupid fucking joke, I think back to that one... Goddamn you for making me post that.

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by I've got a big f'n boner right now:
If you had even the faintest trace of honor and decency in your hideously deformed gimpmobile of a rat-runt's diseased carcass, you would immediately perform an act of ritual Hara-kiri by disemboweling yourself with a serrated Bowie knife while sitting in a pit of burning gasoline in attempted atonement for being such an asshole.
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Did you stay up late penning that yourself or is there like a book you have to copy it out of?

Either way, someone is trying a little too hard to be clever.

 

i think he meant "he might leave sumthin here on his way out" yawn

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Lomo's Haus of Audio-Video Bliss:
A duck walks into a store and asks the clerk, "Got any grapes?"

The clerk responds, "No."

Five minutes later, the duck asks again "Got any grapes?"

The clerk reiterates, "No..."

Another five minutes pass, and the duck asks again, "Got any grapes?"

The clerk answers, "No. We don't have any grapes. Ask me again, and I'll nail your feet to the floor..."

The duck asks, "Got any nails?"

"No."

"Got any grapes?"

See? Every time I hear a stupid fucking joke, I think back to that one... Goddamn you for making me post that. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

fuckin awesome