<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by GratuitousAssSlapper: Those were utters,not boobies. Totally wrong species too dumbass...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> udders?
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by GratuitousAssSlapper: Those were utters,not boobies. Totally wrong species too dumbass...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> not into inter-species relationships then?
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by GratuitousAssSlapper: Those were utters,not boobies. Totally wrong species too dumbass...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nauseous: <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> oh man, i miss the farm now... oh wells... goat milk was nasty anyways
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Ulfur Engil: Well, everybody, today's the big day! Let's give our best to Mr. and Mrs. Cheezedawg!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
I want my baby. All I got now is a 30 dollar marriage license and a wrinkled suit from waiting around all day. Maybe I'll go sing some sad karoke songs at the bar tonight and drown my sorrows in a glass of Jack Daniel's and some chick' cleavage. Sigh When is it my turn to be happy?
I found a good wedding gift for you Slit. It's cute and I have some of it already. Lip Gloss: "fresh, not til we marry, berry flavored," virgin lip balm is to be used when picking flowers, knitting, or talking to your mother, wear the "tart, tasty, floozy fruity flavored" slut lip balm for all other occasions. both lip balms contain an spf15
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by ratatouille: both lip balms contain an spf15<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> the clincher
notice the "slut" balm pot is much larger than the "virgin" pot. btw, if you boys want to please your old ladies buy them the scents by Comptoir. They are the best, and are not artificial. The vanille is not the cheap drugstore white trash version either. I have Tiare, Vanille, Crystal de Musc, and have smelled most of the others if you need recommendations. and no, I don't get commission from them either. i just smell good enough to eat. Comptoir Sud Pacifique
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by ratatouille: if you boys want to please your old ladies buy them the scents by Comptoir.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> hmmm... i find expensive gifts don't cut any ice with Nursey... the only thing i can give her that pleases her are orgasms
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by pd: hmmm... i find expensive gifts don't cut any ice with Nursey... the only thing i can give her that pleases her are orgasms<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> And drugs.
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Cheezedawg the Heartbroken: Does this mean the wedding is still on, sugarcakes?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> awwwwwwwww.... <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by ratatouille: <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> wow
