The Wedding

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by Cheezedawg, Dec 29, 2001.

  1. Lomotil

    Lomotil Active Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by sultana is kitana:
    do u know how?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    I'm sure I can figure something out...
     
  2. Psycho Bob

    Psycho Bob New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by sultana is kitana:
    dude! and your g/f??? <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    you can molest her if you like
     
  3. Fetus

    Fetus New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>well...maid of honor... i dont know who to choose
    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    I nominate my services, i look quite good in a dress
     
  4. canine_STD

    canine_STD New Member

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    Do you a gift list of all the things you want? And is it going to be a free bar at the reception?
     
  5. Fetus

    Fetus New Member

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    No you get to drink the blood from kits 'breaking in' session.
     
  6. canine_STD

    canine_STD New Member

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    I think there would be more of cheezedawg's blood as Kit would crush him between those butch legs as she reaches orgasm.
     
  7. Fetus

    Fetus New Member

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    Unless she carries out her threat to cut anyones nuts off who dares to attempt to break her hispanic hymen
     
  8. Cheezedawg

    Cheezedawg Guest

    Sure she'll give it up to me!

    I got one more day of bachelorhood. How should I spend it? Should I go out and get drunk? Have one last fling before the wedding? Put a bullet in my brain? Have a bachelor party? I'm new at this so someone give me a hand.
     
  9. Nauseous

    Nauseous Active Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Cheezedawg:
    someone give me a hand.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Ugh... What do you plan doing with this hand?
     
  10. Cheezedawg

    Cheezedawg Guest

    Masterbate with it.
     
  11. kitana

    kitana New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Psycho Bob:
    you can molest her if you like<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    wtf?!? Psycho! u sick sick boy!

    Cheeze: you can spend it going over your will and insurance papers, make sure everything is set and going to me
    hey! cheeze leave Nauseous' hand alone! Nauseous: go wash with disinfectant - u never know

    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Fetus:
    I nominate my services, i look quite good in a dress <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    show us a pic

    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by canine_STD:
    Do you a gift list of all the things you want? And is it going to be a free bar at the reception?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    hmmm need to make a gift list... i will get it later, i have to to the hardware store right now

    yeah free bar, imported alcohol from MEXICO

    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Fetus:
    No you get to drink the blood from kits 'breaking in' session.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    pukies! or better yet... let me find some menstrual porn

    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by canine_STD:
    I think there would be more of cheezedawg's blood as Kit would crush him between those butch legs as she reaches orgasm.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    butch legs??? are u sure?

    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Fetus:
    Unless she carries out her threat to cut anyones nuts off who dares to attempt to break her hispanic hymen<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    i am off to the hardware store!!!
     
  12. Cheezedawg

    Cheezedawg Guest

    You need to forget about the hardware store and pack your bags. You got a 20 hour trip ahead of you. I just went and got the marriage license. We just have to fill out our names and the names of two witnesses. We don't need a bloodtest (MD doesn't require it apparently). By law, we do have to consumate the marriage before it is official. I've doctored up my will and sent it through the mail to myself. It leaves everything to my spouse in case of my death with the exception of some family heirlooms that aren't worth a damn thing. Those go to my brother. Other than our signature and a priest or sea captain.... WE'RE ALL SET!!
     
  13. kitana

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Cheezedawg:
    By law, we do have to consumate the marriage before it is official. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    eh?
     
  14. Lomotil

    Lomotil Active Member

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    By the powers vested in me as God of my world...
     
  15. pimpchichi

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    you become his wife and are entitled to all his worldly goods... but you have to fuck him first
     
  16. GreenAppleSplatters

    GreenAppleSplatters New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by sultana is kitana:
    B]yeah free bar,imported alchohol from MEXICO<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Free Tequilla!! Sweet ass! I'll be there.
     
  17. kitana

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by GratuitousAssSlapper:
    Free Tequilla!! Sweet ass! I'll be there.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    and bacardi and el presidente... yep, ya'll are gonna get FUCKED UP!!!
     
  18. GreenAppleSplatters

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    Sounds like fun,sept I might be wandering around with my pants off at the end of the night....don't laugh,it's happened before..
     
  19. canine_STD

    canine_STD New Member

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    I didn't read that one , but surely after the wedding she'll give it up to Cheeze?
     
  20. kitana

    kitana New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by GratuitousAssSlapper:
    Sounds like fun,sept I might be wandering around with my pants off at the end of the night....don't laugh,it's happened before..<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>



    umm... what happened b4?
     

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