<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by kitana: hey fuck u! i dont smell like musky balls or testosterone <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> so...our forum virgin is familiar with the scent of musky scrotum????Perhaps the 'The True Cum-Staiyn' left quite a bit more of a mark on Offal Grrrl than we had guessed.
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nursey: so...our forum virgin is familiar with the scent of musky scrotum????Perhaps the 'The True Cum-Staiyn' left quite a bit more of a mark on Offal Grrrl than we had guessed.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> well, let me tell u... we were at his apartment and his roommate come up and says something like "...damn i need to shower, i smell like musky balls..." and i got all curious and asked, so he told me. i am curious to smell it. he was always clean and cologned so, i never asked him for permission to smell him.
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by sultana is kitana: well...maid of honor... i dont know who to choose any volunteers?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Cailley!!!Cailley!!!Please choose her!
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Tori_Anus: Cailley!!!Cailley!!!Please choose her! <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> fuck no! i want a worthy victim, damnit!
A wedding at Glendale... hmmmm. That one might be tough. Convincing a priest to break in to an abandoned Mental Hospital would probally be impossible. Perhaps an old Sea Captain could preform the ceremony? They still have the power to wed people. A best man. Hmmmmm. I tell ya what. The first male fuglyite to show up at my house on Saturday gets to be best man. Hows that?
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Cheezedawg: A wedding at Glendale... hmmmm. That one might be tough. Convincing a priest to break in to an abandoned Mental Hospital would probally be impossible. Perhaps an old Sea Captain could preform the ceremony? They still have the power to wed people. A best man. Hmmmmm. I tell ya what. The first male fuglyite to show up at my house on Saturday gets to be best man. Hows that?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Well, if our Resident Rev. Lomo is unwilling, there is an ordained minister who lives downstairs from me (no kidding!). I think he would be game for doing a marriage in Glendale...he actually may be preferential to it.
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by sultana is kitana: or u could find a satanic priest, they can marry ppl too <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> In many ways, my downstairs neighbor is virtually just that... I do want Lomo to get first crack, though. What do you think, Rev? You interested?
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by I Murder Children VIOLENTLY: no such thing as a satanic priest...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> You are absolutely right. There is no such thing as "priesthood" in the COS.
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Ulfur Engil: In many ways, my downstairs neighbor is virtually just that... I do want Lomo to get first crack, though. What do you think, Rev? You interested?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> I'd be more than happy to help out...
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by I Murder Children VIOLENTLY: no such thing as a satanic preist you fucking retard <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> someone told me that he knew someone that was... he had the authority to marry, religion was diff...
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by The Reverend Pearl Necklace: I'd be more than happy to help out... <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> do u know how?
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Psycho Bob: i hope you get some nice bridesmaids i can molest<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> dude! and your g/f???
