The Useless Thread

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by Cheezedawg, Nov 10, 2002.

  1. Tojo Burbage

    Tojo Burbage New Member

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    That's how he can tell your his Daddy, as all fresh turds are blind for the first few weeks of their lifecycle...
     
  2. FredVegas

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Dubya Dubya 2:
    That's how he can tell your his Daddy, as all fresh turds are blind for the first few weeks of their lifecycle...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Yeah, I just read something about that in National Geographic last month....fascinating shit.
     
  3. Tojo Burbage

    Tojo Burbage New Member

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  4. Cumbler

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nursey:
    WTF!?!!Cumbler!!! Where are you? You win the chance of a free 5 minute 800 OPM shot on this thing and you go missing!?!! <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Sorry Nursey, I didn't mean to go missing, but I noticed the time after my post and realised if I didn't make with the hurry-up I'd miss 'last orders' and when I got home I was too pissed to remember where my computer was... Sos.


    BTW, excuse my naivete but what is a five minute 800 OPM shot exactly

    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR> Opposite the Bannister and Shamrock,
    Which used to be the Rose and crown... <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
     
  5. unlimited-time

    unlimited-time Active Member

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    I just bit my tongue and it hurts..bet i get a pimple
     
  6. Tojo Burbage

    Tojo Burbage New Member

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    am sure something will come up.
     
  7. unlimited-time

    unlimited-time Active Member

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    i'm sure it will
     
  8. Smokey McPot

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    I just got laid.
     
  9. unlimited-time

    unlimited-time Active Member

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    Jesus i bet you were a tight squeeze out that chickens arse or was it her cunt?
     
  10. FredVegas

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by unlimited-time:
    Jesus i bet you were a tight squeeze out that chickens arse or was it her cunt?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    I just laughed so hard that beer came outta my nose...which is weird cuz I'm drinkin soda.
     
  11. Nursey

    Nursey Super Moderator

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Cumbler:
    Sorry Nursey, I didn't mean to go missing, but I noticed the time after my post and realised if I didn't make with the hurry-up I'd miss 'last orders' and when I got home I was too pissed to remember where my computer was... Sos.


    BTW, excuse my naivete but what is a five minute 800 OPM shot exactly
    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Oh jesus fucking chriiist!! And i bet you can't find the toilet in that condition!
    And the braincells that absorbed the info about my super precision steel cam-shaft butcho-fukko-nakki rimbulator ® appear to have 'met their maker' since your last visit, too!
    Now,you seem like a nice enough waste of space to me,Cumbler,but i must emphasize...i do not have time to throw around here! You had your chance and now it's gone.If you're lucky,i might call you over to have a gentle 300 opm bob sometime,but don't pester me for it or the insensitive outburst of robo-thuggery you will unleash in me will require you to wear these for a good few weeks:
     
  12. FredVegas

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Dubya Dubya 2:
    No shit?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Actually...that was a lie. I only look at National Geographic for the pictures of topless African tribe women.

    I just realized that this thread stinks...and it's all my fault.
     
  13. Tojo Burbage

    Tojo Burbage New Member

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    yeah your odour has seeped into every orifice....fucking disgusting mate, eat more bran!
     
  14. cardBOARD box homie

    cardBOARD box homie New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by ~pimpchichi~:
    jesus, you forgot 'cunt' at the end you pixel loving mr perverted loser cunt<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    what .?
     
  15. stymie

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Dirty Pervert:
    I just got laid.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    I just got paid.
     
  16. Tojo Burbage

    Tojo Burbage New Member

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    my house keys were mislaid.
     
  17. Darkgroovey

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    I think FredVegas should set that turd free and sell the soon to be bastard on E-BAY. after all the shit deserves a good home.
     
  18. Darkgroovey

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Dubya Dubya 2:
    my house keys were mislaid.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    really? that is an interesting scenario
     
  19. Tojo Burbage

    Tojo Burbage New Member

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    erm...not really, but I am just keeping with the 'flavour' of the thread...
     
  20. unlimited-time

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    Darkgroovey u make me feel afraid
     

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