That's how he can tell your his Daddy, as all fresh turds are blind for the first few weeks of their lifecycle...
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Dubya Dubya 2: That's how he can tell your his Daddy, as all fresh turds are blind for the first few weeks of their lifecycle...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Yeah, I just read something about that in National Geographic last month....fascinating shit.
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nursey: WTF!?!!Cumbler!!! Where are you? You win the chance of a free 5 minute 800 OPM shot on this thing and you go missing!?!! <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Sorry Nursey, I didn't mean to go missing, but I noticed the time after my post and realised if I didn't make with the hurry-up I'd miss 'last orders' and when I got home I was too pissed to remember where my computer was... Sos. BTW, excuse my naivete but what is a five minute 800 OPM shot exactly <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR> Opposite the Bannister and Shamrock, Which used to be the Rose and crown... <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by unlimited-time: Jesus i bet you were a tight squeeze out that chickens arse or was it her cunt?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> I just laughed so hard that beer came outta my nose...which is weird cuz I'm drinkin soda.
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Cumbler: Sorry Nursey, I didn't mean to go missing, but I noticed the time after my post and realised if I didn't make with the hurry-up I'd miss 'last orders' and when I got home I was too pissed to remember where my computer was... Sos. BTW, excuse my naivete but what is a five minute 800 OPM shot exactly <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Oh jesus fucking chriiist!! And i bet you can't find the toilet in that condition! And the braincells that absorbed the info about my super precision steel cam-shaft butcho-fukko-nakki rimbulator ® appear to have 'met their maker' since your last visit, too! Now,you seem like a nice enough waste of space to me,Cumbler,but i must emphasize...i do not have time to throw around here! You had your chance and now it's gone.If you're lucky,i might call you over to have a gentle 300 opm bob sometime,but don't pester me for it or the insensitive outburst of robo-thuggery you will unleash in me will require you to wear these for a good few weeks:
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Dubya Dubya 2: No shit?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Actually...that was a lie. I only look at National Geographic for the pictures of topless African tribe women. I just realized that this thread stinks...and it's all my fault.
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by ~pimpchichi~: jesus, you forgot 'cunt' at the end you pixel loving mr perverted loser cunt<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> what .?
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Dirty Pervert: I just got laid.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> I just got paid.
I think FredVegas should set that turd free and sell the soon to be bastard on E-BAY. after all the shit deserves a good home.
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Dubya Dubya 2: my house keys were mislaid.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> really? that is an interesting scenario