The size of that!!!

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by PinkorBrown69, Oct 20, 2001.

  1. pimpchichi

    pimpchichi Active Member

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    seems everyones a hacker these days
     
  2. Nursey

    Nursey Super Moderator

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    LOOK BITCH!!!I NEEDED PICS BEFORE INTERVIEWING THESE CUNTS TO BE MY 'HOMEHELP'...SPOOKY'S JUST HAPPENED TO GET ACCIDENTALLY PUT IN 'TEMP' ALONGSIDE
     
  3. unlimited-time

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    Coz i felt so bad about what i did Nursey..i've been in contact with a few of my old homehelp girls..heres a few pics of the top ones.
    Take whichever one you want..all hard working and willing to do most things.



    I hope you can see one that meets both yours and pimps taste..if not i'll go through my dwarf homehelp contast list next for you.They might not beable to reach high up things but they can certainly get into all the places larger helpers can't.
     
  4. pimpchichi

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    you never told me the homehelp quit... i've told you before they don't welcome free unsolicited medical treatment... especially with the corroded instruments you use....
     
  5. Nursey

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    Top one's a bit too glamorous-Pimp doesn't like this as he gets some pretty disturbingly confused ideas if he is particularly addled after a long and fucky-thrust-fuelled night of drugged debauchery-then that goes slinking past!I don't see the bottom pair causing much of a problem,though...if they could come timidly shuffling in the next day to tidy up around us as we lie in stunned,dazed silence in the middle of the floor,not raising their voices above a whisper and carefully avoiding disturbing us,they can start tomorrow.Oh-they have heard of 'client confidentiality agreements',haven't they?
     
  6. Nursey

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Pimp~fucha-Tookee:
    you never told me the homehelp quit... i've told you before they don't welcome free unsolicited medical treatment... especially with the corroded instruments you use....<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    sorry Pimp...but really...this one also had that furtive look about it...like it was possibly ~concealing~ some of our property in its lower rear cavity or something-i can't just stand by and be made a fool of like that!The rest was a free health check-well i was 'in the area' anyway,and the superficial lacerrations were simply due to this,nothing to be overly concerned about...i'll leave this next pair alone-they look much more dependable,and err-well there's 2 of them
     
  7. PinkorBrown69

    PinkorBrown69 New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nursey:
    thats Spooky!!!I'm not supposed to still have that!!! <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    But you have though eh? That's nice...
    Pimp not made you delete it yet?

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    Dodgy excuse Nursey, you think he bought it?
     
  8. pimpchichi

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by PinkorBrown69:
    Pimp not made you delete it yet?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    why delete it when she can make a nice animated gif with it?
     
  9. PinkorBrown69

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Pimp:
    why delete it when she can make a nice animated gif with it?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Now that could yield some intresting results...
     
  10. Nursey

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    How could i delete it,Pinky?I used to associate this pic with a caring,supportive ear...someone i could always turn to not just for advice-but in some cases step-by-step instructions on sensitive things like,say,dislodging foreign objects from ones lower region,though how you were so informed in this department is beyond me!It gave me the sense of assuredness one normally only gets when talking to a professional-somebody that truely understood from experience my predicament!!!And even though it turned out that all along you were tottering away like a gossipy secretary in that little fucking pencil skirt to whisper to the seething,mousey,reject frump about me,i look to that picture from time to time and pretend that you are still the ever smiling compassionate,angel you once had me believe,not the dirty,big machevellion tranny-whore of an office gossip type you so obviously are!
     
  11. pimpchichi

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    Word!

    {with a capital W}
     
  12. PinkorBrown69

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nursey:
    [Bsomebody that truely understood from experience my predicament!!![/B]<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    I do...
     
  13. pimpchichi

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    you know how to dislodge foreign objects from your lower region?
     
  14. PinkorBrown69

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Pimp:
    you know how to dislodge foreign objects from your lower region?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    OH! For the last time! If it's causing you so much discomfort Pimp, why don't you take some laxative. And if that don't work, go see your Doctor! How many times have I told Nursey? If she pushes them things too far in you (no matter how much you enjoy it!), it causes a blockage!
     
  15. unlimited-time

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    Damn them freakish bastards they're cut the links to their pics.
     
  16. pimpchichi

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by PinkorBrown69:
    And if that don't work, go see your Doctor![/i]!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    for fucks sake pinky.. if i was willing to go to the doctor i wouldn't have asked nursey to seek your advice...

    i was hoping for a step-by-step solution from you pinky, the guru of male anal intrusion...
     
  17. PinkorBrown69

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    I refer you to contract. Section 12 (small print).

    Section 12. Sub sec, 33a
    After_care service not included in price.
     
  18. pimpchichi

    pimpchichi Active Member

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    i didn't sign Nursey's contract.. we have a special deal
     

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