The pervert is back

What, you flop out your willy?

 

Maybe he licks his own moob?
That's hot.

 

Will you pick a damn avatar already! I've had the same one for months!

 

No.
And yes you have.

 

Sometimes yer like a low sodium cracker.

 

That's good, no?

 

Needs salt.

 

Yeah, new man. He's got everything goin' on. He's the best and I am lucky to have him. He's the first guy I would in all seriousness, marry. :shock:

 

Marriage is overrated. Just live in sin, and have your LUUURVE keep you together, not some piece of paper.

 

My willy was involved, But I did not flop it out, I waited til one of the guys had ate 4 cupcakes I had baked then informed him I had stired the mix with my cock.

 

We call that Cheesdawg Stile.

 

That reminds me of a gag I usually pull when someone makes an impression of their face with this conversation piece I have on my shelf. It's an apparatus with a grid of metal pins that you can leave impressions with. I just tell them casually that it makes great impressions of 'other objects' too...