The only Prince Song that rocks:

And by the way...

Prince still sucks.

 

Me too and I didn't have to go to any school at all.

By the way, I think you owe it to us all to post some proof that you actually did graduate from Medical school. A lot of us have a hard time believing it. No offense, but it's pretty easy to just say you're a doctor. What kind of proof can you show us?

 

Who said I was a doctor. That's just something you all made up. I with the Hells Angels. Have been since the late 80's in fact.

 

He could always go the Kitana route and show us some pictures of a dog duct-taped to a piece of plywood, and then some pics of testicles in a pickle jar...

Obviously, it doesn't take a genius to realize that he's full of shit. He could even post pictures of a medical degree, and I'd still doubt that it's actually his. Just look at the nature of his posts - there's no way in hell that any respectable doctor would associate his name with ANY of the grammatic atrocities authored under the "Dan" name (or any of his androgynous aliases.)

What you have here is some dipshit moron (probably adolescent,) with no better way to spend his time than copying pictures from a young practitioner's personal Internet photo album, and pretending it's his own.

Read any one of his posts. I challenge you to NOT make the comparison to a typical first-grader's writing sample. I doubt that any partially-educated adult would even sign their name to anything even slightly resembling the regurgitated Gerber's vomit he's posted here.

 

You better watch out for the big red machine Holmes. You are such a fucking worthless piece of entitled shit. All I did was point out that you shouldn't wake up your fucking neighbors and their kids at 3 am when you for some reason thought it would be something to brag about. All your fucking posts are like that. You're a total douche bag. You think everyone owes you something and you can do whatever the fuck you want for nothing in return. That is by definition the adolescent mindset. To top it off you're completely fixated on little kid video games. You're nothing more than a fucking big third grade douche bag. Anyway, I really don't give a fuck. It's not my problem.

 

by the way, douchebag is one word.

 

Thanks. Douchebag.


j/k

 

POP OFF!

Actually, you're both coming across really cocky. (What's up with that "I'm well aware" shit, Lomo?) I think Dan does it as a defense mechanism because people are always up his shit but people are normally up his shit because he comes across cocky, so it's a never-ending cycle.

 

EXACTLY!!! correct usage

 

I have no fucking idea what you're babbling about.

Again, I have no fucking idea what you're talking about. Learn proper sentence structure, cockstain.

If you held the mental capacity to follow a conversation, you would realize that the same people in question lost their privilege months ago. I have absolutely no tolerance for assholes that let their children do whatever the fuck they want, regardless of where or when it may occur.

One could argue, "OK, so they let their kids make noise during the hours of X-Y, what gives you the right to make noise between Y and Z?" The fact of the matter remains, if they're going to complain about any noise coming from my house, they had better hold their own household under a librarian's rule.

Wow... someone was typing with a mirror propped against their computer screen when that comment was made... I ask, and expect nothing from anyone. You're confused.

You're projecting your own innate feelings of inadequacy on others by criticizing their feelings of 'self worth' - Once you realize, and take comfort in, the fact that you're the absolute amoeba of the human race, with nothing to offer, you'll quickly find that your misplaced introspective angst will disappear.

I've witnessed flagellates under a microscope with more personality than you have.

If you want to shake that cattle prod of yours in a threatening manner, you should really take into consideration how a first-grader's obvious grammar and ignorance of the world around them (hey - that's you, dipshit... pay attention!) molds their feeble inexperienced mind, and put that into perspective before you type another syllable that serves no greater purpose than to reveal your own inadequacies.

Even your logic defies reason. I collect and repair video games, therefore I'm a third-grader? Does that also mean that someone that has a passion for collector cars is nothing more than a 3rd-grade Hot-Wheels collector? You should really find a hobby someday (other than masquerading as fictitious characters over the Internet...) I'm not talking specifically about your current BS WebMD knowledge based alter ego, but also your year-long stint when you were moonlighting as a chick on Fugly... Who knows what other people you've tried to convince yourself you are.

You absolutely, positively, disgust me.

BY THE WAY -

QUIT SIDESTEPPING...

AND...

ANSWER THE FUCKING QUESTIONS FROM EARLIER POSTS.

 

I haven't even begun to show my 'cocky' side... I've been restraining.

The "well aware" comment was not meant to convey that connotation, rather, it was originally to lead into what started as a rant about my grievances toward the taxation system. Once I got on a roll and decided to save my comments about taxes, I had forgotten to remove that portion of the response.

No offense, and I'll be happy to give your clit 20 lashings with a moist, violent tongue if you take some time off with your hubby to come down to see me. I've got plenty of Klonopin, so I think I can bribe ya... Bring that LCD TV of yours with you when you come, too.

 

Alright. You have convinced me you have a screw loose. I can therefore no longer in good conscience purposely push your buttons as I can't be sure you won't wind up offing yourself in a drug induced state or something else stupid. Signing off this discussion. You can continue to have a conversation with yourself as that is pretty much what you are doing anyway.

 

When one sidesteps the questions presented to him (as you have just proven), then I suppose I am having a conversation with myself.

Being that you and I are in total agreement, I don't have any qualms reminding the entire Fugly audience that you have just admitted to being full of shit for the entire duration of your stay here.

Thanks for finally owning up to the facts, jackass.

 

I hate that shit, i have an arrogant shotty glassblower on another forum who will not answer a direct question to save his life,

 

Okay. That just rubbed me wrong when I saw it because it always seems that when someone says it, it's with a snotty tone.

Let's face it, you'd rather I just Fed Ex the damn tv down...

 

Someone has been watching Bad Girls Club...

 

Only total fags like kids shit like that..FAG!

Real men collect Spider-Man comics!

 

I told you bunboy, real comics are read, right to left

 

I wouldn't be opposed to that, but I'd still enjoy the opportunity to have an hour with your nether-regions...

Of course, the TV is a given, right?