Oh dear! I'm sorry. That was a little insensitive of me. But just you relax there, Smurfie - there's really nothing to be ashamed of. Plenty of youngsters experience the sort of problems you are exhibiting as they come to grips with the adult world. Consider them as little junior 'starter' squirts which, after a few more years training will develop into a far richer and more fulfilling experience for all concerned than your pointless, repetitive jiggling. Observe how the more experienced amongst us handle such situations. Do we twitch our hips in shallow, weak spasms for a minute before being overcome and piping up in an excited, shrill shriek? Or do we take deep, longggg, slow thrusts that steadily increase in rate until, after a *thorough* multi-level 'work out' banging at a nice hard but intense, tight frequency - thus securing the full, undivided attention - we go for 'the kill' and nail the bitch (just when the last of her defences are ready to disintegrate) , furiously hammering her last inch of defiance with an almighty, explosive wad hammered all the way home with pure brute force and laserlike precision. Kind of like you saw happening to your special chum GrimJesus. And hopefully, once you master control, the quality will improve accordingly, because, frankly, that piss water you present as viable, worthy emission is doing nothing but messing your trousers and demonstrating how far your eager, green scrotal buds are from fruition. What style? You mean my communicating the truth in an elaborate, illustrative manner? It's not for sale. You get it whether you like it or not, probably even if you're as stupid as GrimJesus. And that pic has been posted here so often now it's becoming kind of emblemic of Fugly. But anyway, why does everyone that is angrily lashing out at me choose the 'smashed and lascivious slut on the laps' and not the 'who's that sharp pussy?' pic from that thread? Is it really all that threatening? :| *Portrait by one of my many fans.
You're welcome, 'Siiiiimon'. Thankfully it's provided a brief respite from your pissy, monotonous whining.
I am tired Nursey. Will you sing me to sleep? I might bang you if you were around. You aren't that bad and I think you would be fun to be around. I could give you pap smears if you like. I have gotten quite good at them. I can feel not only your uterus and tell you it's position after lifting up under your cervix but also tell you if you have any masses on your ovaries.
Hmm...maybe i should point out that that is just someone's artistic rendition of me and not my actual pic. Sorry to disappoint.
