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Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by ratatouille, Dec 19, 2001.

  1. GreenAppleSplatters

    GreenAppleSplatters New Member

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    For the love of God,lay off the painkillers for a few minutes and clear your damn head.
     
  2. D

    D New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by kitana:
    the test said that or u really are? <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Going with the theme of the post I would hazard a guess that the test "predicted" that Im am...

    But who knows...?

    If I am it's no biggy... at least I will get to stay with my man...
     
  3. unlimited-time

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by wank*:
    Going with the theme of the post I would hazard a guess that the test "predicted" that Im am...

    But who knows...?

    If I am it's no biggy... at least I will get to stay with my man...
    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    ROFLIALMFAO.....since when do men stick around once they have seeded you...get in the real world!!!!!
     
  4. D

    D New Member

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    What ever bitch... I know he will stay with me and our Shirley...

    Im also 35% pure...
     
  5. ratatouille

    ratatouille New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by unlimited-time:
    Only 70% slut--phew glad theres a bigger one on the forums <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    oh don't get too excited, that doesn't mean your chances are better with me.
     
  6. Nursey

    Nursey Super Moderator

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    I am slut.I didn't do the retarded fucking test.The coke i got for Xmas is nearly totally fucking pure though!
    *off to snort*
     
  7. ratatouille

    ratatouille New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nursey:
    I am slut.I didn't do the retarded fucking test.The coke i got for Xmas is nearly totally fucking pure though!
    *off to snort*
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    shut up. i haven't blasted a rail since august. you're making me jealous with all your sex and drug talk. bahumbug.
     
  8. D

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by ratatouille:
    shut up. i haven't blasted a rail since august. you're making me jealous with all your sex and drug talk. bahumbug.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    I hadn't had sex since august and when I did the other day it was better than ever...
     
  9. Nursey

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    ...and before you say it,Offal...no i didn't whore my ass for it...it was a present from someone who wanted to thank me for doing all that dripping candlewaxy all over dickend shit.
     
  10. Nursey

    Nursey Super Moderator

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    *off to snort*
     
  11. ratatouille

    ratatouille New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by wank*:
    I hadn't had sex since august and when I did the other day it was better than ever...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    even bad sex is good sex dammnit. i haven't spoken to my bf for a few weeks. i want to break it off with him, although he will be in town for new year's. i think i'd rather be celebate or have a one nighter than be with him again. he can get good drugs though...
     
  12. kitana

    kitana New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by wank*:
    I hadn't had sex since august and when I did the other day it was better than ever...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>


    I have never had sex and i dont need it


    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nursey:
    ...and before you say it,Offal...no i didn't whore my ass for it...it was a present from someone who wanted to thank me for doing all that dripping candlewaxy all over dickend shit.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    i wasn't going to post it, i understand now that your drugs come from Pimp
     
  13. GreenAppleSplatters

    GreenAppleSplatters New Member

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    I have never had sex and i dont need it

    Once you have a guy lay that pipe like he's supposed to,you'll be begging for it.And I don't wanna hear that "I don't need sex" shit.Just get you some and it'll be a different story...
     
  14. kitana

    kitana New Member

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    fuck you, GAS
     
  15. ratatouille

    ratatouille New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by GreenAppleSplatters:
    I have never had sex and i dont need it

    Once you have a guy lay that pipe like he's supposed to,you'll be begging for it.And I don't wanna hear that "I don't need sex" shit.Just get you some and it'll be a different story...
    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    i hate to say it, but GAS is right. you don't have any idea what you are missing gurl.
     
  16. Nursey

    Nursey Super Moderator

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    For fucks sake,Offal Grrrl...all he's asking is for you to instruct your industrious little visitor to get down from his tip-toes and aim 2 inches lower for the slimey guacomole pot instead of the greasy refried beany dip.

     
  17. kitana

    kitana New Member

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    AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

    *runs off to find some thread and a sewing needle*

    fuck that!
     
  18. Nursey

    Nursey Super Moderator

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    OFFAL!!! YOU MUSTN'T DO THAT WITHOUT TAKING 'GRANNEH'S' WITHERED TONGUE OUT FIRST!!!
     
  19. kitana

    kitana New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nursey:
    OFFAL!!! YOU MUSTN'T DO THAT WITHOUT TAKING 'GRANNEH'S' WITHERED TONGUE OUT FIRST!!! <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>


    there's nothing inside me!
    i am clean damnit!
    the only things that go up there are tampons, unlike you
     
  20. Nursey

    Nursey Super Moderator

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    Are you saying Pimp has a rancid cock or something???
    Anyway-just fucking leave your little giblet of fun pumping away at your eager,clenching turd-pot...the pair of you do appear quite content.
     

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