What posessions could smurf have? Free To Good Home 1 Tin foil helmet Used regularly Low miles Subscription to Conspiracy Theorist Journal "I cant read so I just used the pictures" 1 Silver Bullet 1 slightly saturated mattress cover 1 87 Escort 3 'whale tail' fins Green Tint Puerto Rican flag Original Oil Seats 38 comfortably That about sum it up???
You forgot about his "guns". And by guns, I mean the broken hammer he pulled out of the dumpster behind Home Depot so he could defend himself from the other day laborers.