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Discussion in 'Complaints, Requests and Suggestions.' started by ucicare, Dec 30, 2004.

  1. MEDICVET

    MEDICVET New Member

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    Mia yer name is so hot it makes me want to go all experimental on yer ass and start coming on to you. Plus, you have what the scarecrow and some of the folks who post here don't. ;)
     
  2. Nursey

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    :shock: I'm almost beginning to feel sorry for Mia now. MEDYKEWET appears to be using her as a guinea pig to test out Guantanamo-esque mental molestation techniques!
     
  3. mia

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    :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
     
  4. DrBungle

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    Wow Mia, that's the most thoughtful reply I think I've seen from you yet!

    you get a Mia snack.
     
  5. ratatouille

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  6. MEDICVET

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    rat, postin a richard simmons pic about how 'gay' a thread is is just so fucking stale. woulda expected better of you or most of the posters here.

    Mia, darlin, it wasn't meant to be..nursey is equating homosexuality with gitmo in her wet dreams, and she is one person I DONT want to turn on. ;)

    but at least she doesn't have the scarecrow problem, will give her that. ;)
     
  7. mia

    mia New Member

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    I thought that was Leo Sayer in the pic
     
  8. DrBungle

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    You're one to be pointing a forum etiquette finger at anyone. Oh, and take your expectations and shove them right up your hairy asshole.
     
  9. MEDICVET

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    my asshole ain't hairy.

    wuv u 2.
     
  10. DrBungle

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    Do you shave it?
     
  11. MEDICVET

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    no need. and I don't shave my pussy hairs either, although in summer I will give a trim to keep it under control so as not to shock folks when I swim. Just thot ya'd want to know.
     
  12. DrBungle

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    You were wrong.

    Horribly, horribly wrong.
     
  13. MEDICVET

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    um ohkaaaaay you want to know about my ass hairs but not my pussy hairs..

    that explains a lot.
     
  14. DrBungle

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    I didn't really want to know about any of the spots your body makes hair. Saying hairy asshole is just more amusing for me, I had no idea I'd be provoking details from ye!
     
  15. Dr.Roboto

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    hair just catches shit....
     
  16. mia

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    This thread started as a request for poetry and has ended with hairy arses. How did that happen???
     
  17. ucicare

    ucicare Active Member

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    Welcome to Fugly. I have protested that reality ever since I joined. You can start a thread about anything, and it always migrates towards gentialia and excrement.

    Erikson's stage theory proven.

    From an old psych textbook -

    "Most preschoolers have difficulty controlling impulses until age 5 or 6, when they develop a conscience and start to internalize your rules. At that point they become more interested in learning and reading -- and generally leave potty humor behind. Until then, experts advise parents to take a deep breath. "It's just a stage," notes Wallace. "If you can ignore it sometimes, it will subside."


    Mia is a Poopy Do-Do Face, etc, ect.

    Barry
     
  18. Dubya 2.0

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    For Mia...



    Paradise Found

    Woman is my paradise, Nirvana e'er known.
    Not searched for, yet found, I'll ne'er be alone.
    I travel her beauty, no compass nor stars,
    Lips, tongue, fingertips discover her wares.

    Eyes two green seas, lips sweetest wine,
    Hair top and bottom golden silk, soft and fine.
    I part those sweet lips with my tongue and I find,
    Another. Delightful! It caresses mine.

    I discover twin peaks as I head farther south,
    On top luscious cherries, I take them into my mouth.
    Ne'er has the Kings banquet tasted so fine,
    I leave a pearl necklace to mark them as mine.

    I continue my journey, every inch milk and honey,
    Discovering my paradise, warm, sweet and sunny.
    O'er hill and through dale delights do abound,
    Luscious raspberry tart when I turn her around.

    Then I travel not far, o'er a hill, round a bend,
    Find a fountain so sweet, me to heaven it sends.
    A spring of God's nectar, shores soft as pure silk.
    No babe is more thirsty for his sweet mothers milk.

    With lips, tongue and fingers I raptly explore,
    This wellspring of nectar, this delicious back door.
    As my tongue laps the shores of silky, sweet meat,
    I find the key to paradise, tucked away so discreet.

    The lamp of Aladdin three wishes it gave,
    If he rubbed it and let go the powers it saved.
    But this key do rub and come forth golden treasures,
    Of wishes untold, of unearthly pleasures.

    My tongue sallies forth, it must sample this wonder,
    My hot blood flows madly, my shorts rend asunder!
    Paradise seizes me to never  let go,
    Her tongue caresses me, Nirvana I know.

    Her sweet lips take me in, my cup runneth o'er,
    She drinks the last drop, licks those lips, asks for more.
    I cannot deny her, this beauty so fine.
    She cums for me thrice and perhaps one more time.

    At that moment I become a king among men!
    To have taken my paradise to heaven again.
    To have eaten and drunk her sweet meat and fine wine,
    To have dined on her body as she dined on mine.

    Then the quaking it eases, the shudders they slow,
    Her seas become tranquil in warm after glow.
    She kisses me chastely, but a wink lets me know,
    With her blessing, on my journey again soon I will go.

    St. Francis D'Assissi was betimes known to cry,
    There, but for the grace of God, go I!
    O grace of God it has to have been,
    Brought me this paradise I now live in.

    For fate she is cruel and life she is hard,
    But paradise was dealt to me in the cards.
    Though time may cause me one day to be dust,
    For my paradise Iíll always have wanderlust.




    Happy now?
     
  19. mia

    mia New Member

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  20. MEDICVET

    MEDICVET New Member

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    dayummmm...that is one mighty fine piece of erotica there.
     

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