Strange Sex Acts

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by Cheezedawg, Mar 29, 2001.

  1. Cheezedawg

    Cheezedawg Guest

    Ok. Here is where we get to post outlandish and insane sexual acts. My question is this. What the hell is a Donkey Punch? Does anyone know? I'v heard of shrimping, sponging, teabagging, snowplowin, fireballin, and various others (Munging being the sickest). But I don't know what the hell a Donkey Punch is. Someone please enlighten me.
  2. dvoryianSS

    dvoryianSS New Member

    Interesting, Perhaps it could be right before you cum, you punch the bitch in the fucking head, knocking her out of course. which then makes all her bowels tighten up and creates and awesome orgasm, but generally leaves her a little mad?
    Other that that I have no clue and what is a mungin(I think I spelled it right).
  3. Cheezedawg

    Cheezedawg Guest

    Munging is an act that requires two men. They walk out to the graveyard and one brings along some heavy work boots. They dig up a female that hasn't been dead more than a month. Then the one with the boots gets up on top of the tombstone while the other places his mouth on the vaginal area of the dead woman (can you see where this is going?). The man then leaps from the tombstone onto the dead girls abdomen squishing her contents out in force. The man at the crotch gets the prize.

    Disclaimer : Do not try this at home. You WILL go to jail for this. And never try this on farm animals. Especially goats. It just ain't right.
  4. Cheezedawg

    Cheezedawg Guest

    I wonder why IMC hasn't responded to this question. I thought out of everyone here, he would know the answer. Oh well.
  5. kitana

    kitana New Member

    oh fuck that shit, you all have been seeing too many pornos.
  6. Cheezedawg

    Cheezedawg Guest

    Tis ok my love. I will only do about half of these with you on our honeymoon. Some of them even scare me. *Kisses*
  7. pimpchichi

    pimpchichi Active Member

    hmmmm.... well i posted this perverts encyclopaedia in THIS thread a little while back...
    but seeing as the newbies wanna be enlightened about the everyday sexual practices of the forum dwellers...
    i guess i'll post it again....

    aren't i good to you??

    • Where you drill a hole in some poor unsuspecting souls skull, and fuck it. The name is derived from the "squick squick squick" noise it makes as you jam your willy into the mushy brains below.

    smokey bacon
    • Used in the context - Your mother has sex with pigs so frequently that her underpants smell of smokey bacon. Furthermore, the pigs must be blindfolded in order to obtain an erection

    gnome's arse
    • Goddamn - that car is lower than a Gnome's arse. Used in reference to motor vehicles that have had their suspension modified extensively in order to lower the ride height.

    japs eye
    • The hole in the end of your shaft from which the ejaculate spew forth.

    tropical wind.
    • When getting your asshole eaten out by a worthless tramp, you break wind....hence the name tropical wind.

    red wings
    • Another name for navigating the moose knuckle with your tongue while discovering the girl is on her rag. Be a real man and earn your red wings soldier!

    • Well known, but sometimes embarassing occurance. Queefing happens when air gets trapped in a girls vagina, and makes a soft hissing, or farting kind of a sound while the air is released from her pussy.

    • When a girl is asleep, carefully open her mouth so that she doesn't awake. Then, squat over her face and carefully place your shit hole on her lips. When the time is right, you let rip the biggest baddest fart ever known to man and see if it wakes her up. Great fun during those long sleepless nights.

    angry dragon
    • Immediately after you blow your load in a girls mouth, smack the back of her head and make it come out her nose. When she gets up she'll look like an angry dragon.

    arabian goggles
    • A "seldom-seen" maneuver when you put your testicles over her eye sockets while getting head. (Picture it: ass on forehead) It may be anatomically impossible, but what the fuck else is new.

    the bait n' tackle
    • This one was used by the sailors from the old Navy days. Before you go off for a long, lonely voyage, get yourself a tall jar and fill it completely with earthworms. When you get lonely, open the jar and fuck away. The earthworms will provide some slithery stimulation, and your protein load will keep them nicely nourished. Gone fishin'!

    bear claw
    • A synonym for extremely large pussy lips.

    beef curtain
    • The shanked out remains of the labia after being stretched like Play-Doh from an hour or so of jimmy-jam.

    beer dick
    • This is what most guys get after a good night of drinking. They tend to fuck anything with a pussy while experiencing beer dick.

    • You need to find a real tramp to do this right. It involves having her sucking you off while you are on the shitter.

    the bronco
    • You start by going doggy style and then just when she is really enjoying it, you grab her tits as tight as possible and yell another girls name. This gives you the feeling of riding a wild bronco as she desperately tries to buck you off.

    brown baggin it
    • Sometimes you meet a girl with a body like there's no tomorrow but a face like a mangy dog. Don't let that body go to waste and let her hideousness stop you from fucking her though. Just draw the smiley face on a brown paper bag, place it over her head, and fuck away while keeping your composure and piece of mind.

    • When a man puts his face between a woman's breasts and quickly moves his head back and forth while saying "Brunski" in a very drawn out and exaggerated manner. (There are many other variant names.)

    the bullwinkle
    • The sign given to a friend in hiding while doggie stylin' some chick. It is performed by placing both hands over the head, with palms facing out and waving wildly. Can be supplemented by shouting "Hey Rocky." (Make sure to use appropriate Bullwinkle voice tone.)

    the canine special
    • Liberally apply peanut butter to your dick and call over the family dog. Lick Ubu lick. Good Dog. Arf!

    the carpet cleaner
    • While banging a girl doggy style, tie her arms behind her back, lift up her hips, and run around the room pushing her face first across the carpet. Not recommended with large women.

    the chili dog
    • When you take a hot dump on a girl's tits and then proceed to titty fuck her.

    the choco taco
    • Squeezing some chocolate syrup on some broad's snatch and then eating her out.

    chocolate pizza
    • Happily discovering hemroids while eating a shitty brown eye.

    cleveland steamer
    • The act of leaving a shit stain on the rib cage of a woman while receiving penile pleasure from friction between the mammaries.

    cold lunch
    • The act of vomiting directly onto some chick's head while she's performing fellatio.

    the concoction
    • First, ejaculate all over the floor. Next, have your psycho bitch girlfriend menstruate on your semen. Stir it with your finger until you get a nice thick pink mixture. Proceed to paint yourselves up silly, just as if you were in kindergarden again.

    the compton gangbang
    • You meet a young lady at the bar. She tells you she has a boyfriend, but she ends up going home with you anyway for a one night stand. When you take her to your place, tell your friends to wait outside your bedroom door. Just when she's about to get off, your friends barge in the room and plainly beat the shit out of her. That should teach her not to fuck around. (Ladies, feel free to perform a Compton Gangbang on guys too. I know you got some fat girlfriends to help you out.)

    cop's delight
    • The act of taking a girl in the ass, pulling out, and spooing all over her "pastry buns", thus transforming her rump into the allusion of an oversized, quivering glazed donut.

    the corkscrew
    • Cross your fingers, middle over index. Twist your wrist back and forth and go to work on your desired orifice. With practice, you'll have the effectiveness of a dill press and within weeks you'll be able to bore through wood.

    • Originating from the fine campus of Cornell University, comes this unique, rarely used term. Saying that a girl is "Corn" means, she is so fucking hot, so beautiful, so utterly drop-dead gorgeous, that you would happliy eat the corn out of her shit. Can be used as a great pick-up line or friendly compliment, for instance; "Baby, you're more Corn than Green Giant", or "Damn bitch, you are Corn!"

    couch bombing
    • When you fill a small ziploc sandwich bag with Crisco (or your favorite lubrication) and place it between the cushions on the couch. You then proceed to fuck the couch as if it were a woman...but no need to buy it dinner first.

    • This occurs when you wake up in the room of a nasty wombat and you know you've got to give her the slip. However, you realize that your arm is wrapped around her. Therefore you must gnaw off your own arm to get out of the situation. Can be very painful.

    cum guzzling sperm burping bitch
    • The once in a lifetime act when blowing a hot steamy load down the back of the girl's throat, proceed to give her a large cold bottle of your most favorite carbonated drink and make her guzzle it down. Then, shake her head vigorously back and forth to create the Cum Guzzling, Sperm Burping effect. A great way to impress your friends.

    daisy chain
    • Partner (A) is sucking off or eating out partner (B) who is sucking off or eating out partner (C) and so on until the final person is sucking off or eating out partner (A). Partners can be gay, lesbian or straight.

    davey crockett
    • A sexual maneuver in which you slip muscle relaxants into your gal's snizzpod, then slide your head in, thus wearing your partner's now-relaxed snatch-fur as a coonskin cap. Can come in handy on those cold winter nights.

    dirty sanchez
    • A time honored event in which while laying the bone doggie style, you insert your finger into her asshole. You then pull it out and wipe it across her upper lip leaving a thin shit mustache. This makes her look like someone whose name is Dirty Sanchez.

    dog in a bathtub
    • This is a proper name for when you attempt to insert your nuts into a girl's ass. It is so named because it can be just as hard as keeping a dog in the tub while giving it a bath.

    donkey punch
    • Banging a girl doggy style and then moments before you cum, you stick your dick in her ass, and then punch her in the back of the neck. The blow to the neck will stun the muscles in the female's ass, which will constrict the penis and give you a tremendous orgasmic experience when you ejaculate.

    duct tape trick
    • Wrapping a hamster in duct tape so you can safely fuck it without the danger of a messy split.

    dutch oven
    • Entrapping an unsuspecting sleeping partner in a world of ass odor by farting under the covers and pulling them over her head (and yours as well if you're into that sort of thing).

    dutch treat
    • The unexpected result of a Dutch Oven gone terribly awry. Can be very messy.

    • A gay activity which I do not condone at all. It happens when one fag fucks another fag in the ass and then sucks the jizz out with a straw. Only included for those of you who are considering going to jail.

    the fish eye
    • From behind, you shove both fists in her ass (or his if in prison). Thereupon she turns around in a one-eyed winking motion signaling that she has been there and done that.

    • When you pull back towards the pussy after you stick your finger up her anus.

    the fire island
    • This consists of telling someone you're going to spunk on their face while they are asleep, only half-jokingly, and then when they don't believe you, doing it just to prove that you're that demented.

    flaming amazon
    • This one's for all you pyromaniacs out there. When your screwing some chick, right when your about to cum, you pull out and quickly grab the nearest lighter and set her pubes on fire, then...extinguish the flames with your jizz!

    flooding the cave
    • Inserting the penis into a woman's pussy and then urinating inside her. Applies to butt pirates as well.

    the flying camel
    • A personal favorite. As she is lying on her back and you are hammering her from your knees. You very carefully move forward and prop yourself (without using your arms) on your dick while it is still inserted in her vagina. You then proceed to flap your arms and let out a long shrieking howl much like a flying camel. Strictly a classy move.

    the flying dutchman
    • This didn't used to be a specific deviant sexual act, it was just a phrase that sounded dirty and would be shouted out during intercourse on occasion simply for the novelty factor. However, its popularity increased and it has now developed into a specific act, namely that of, just as you are about to blow a load, in any sort of sexual situation (even masturbation for those true pioneers who are constantly on the cutting edge of the sexual revolution) you begin to shout, "Here comes the Flying Dutchman!" This should confuse your sexual partner (or whoever is in hearing range) completely, sometimes causing interesting side-effects.

    the fountain of you
    • While sitting on her face and having her eat your ass, jerk off like a madman. Build up as much pressure as possible before you release and spew like a venerable geyser all over her face, neck and tits. (Better in her bed.)

    furr ball
    • You're chomping away at some mighty trollop who has a mane between her legs the size of Lionel Richie's afro, when a mammoth hair ball gets lodged into your throat.

    golden shower
    • Any form of dropping piss all over a girl. Great for those who like watersports.

    • The act of using your "glue stick" (if you know what I'm saying) and gluing your gal's eyes closed with your man seed. e.g. "Hey guys, check it out, I just greeked her!" or "Sorry honey, but you asked for the greek salad".

    ham and cheese sandwich
    • Eating a woman's box after you ejaculate all over it. A delightful, tasty combination of her yummy meat curtains with your added cheesy topping is sure to appeal to anyone's appetite.

    hershey highway
    • When pluggin your girl in the ass, you run into some hot diarrhea. Don't hurt her feelings by getting grossed out though, just pretend it's extra lube.

    high dive
    • The skill of pulling your johnson all the way out of your partner's hole, and in one motion jamming it home again. Best suited for use in the corn hole, but can be very dangerous.

    • While intoxicated, high, or just plain deperate, you go searching for the fattest bitch you can find and proceed to ride her like a Harley. Best accomplished with large groups friends.

    hotdog in a hallway
    • When laying the pipe, you realize your dick isn't even touching the walls of her vagina, kinda like tossing a hotdog in a hallway. Most frequently happens when banging the neighborhood trick or if you're slinging a small dick.

    hot karl
    • The act in which a woman sucks the cock of the same man who moments earlier was balls deep in her can.

    hot karl candy cane
    • A variation of the above in which the man who is receiving the oral cock cleaning gives the woman a reach around.

    hot lunch
    • The result of defecating a tube of shit directly into a girl's mouth.

    • The well known added variation to a blow job in which a broad hums her favorite tune while she sucks away. The vibrations felt against your dick will most definitely produce a healthy orgasm.

    the hunter gatherer
    • You and your partner defecate while 69ing. Pretty much self-explanatory.

    the jedi mind trick
    • When banging your partner, you repeatedly shout "I'm NOT fucking you, I'm NOT fucking you".

    the jelly donut
    • Give some skank a facial and follow it up with a swift crack in the nose. The resulting blood and jizz that covers her face bears a resemblance to a jelly donut.

    kennebunkport surprise
    • The act of covertly filling your cheeks with chunky-style New England clam chowder, and screaming in disgust as you hurl it between your partners legs while eating her out.

    the king kong
    • A trick used for those bored with conventional masturbation. Cut the head off a banana and carefully scoop out the banana insides with a sundae spoon, making sure you do not break the peel. Fill peel with water and microwave for no more than 5 seconds. Pour out the water, insert cock, and start fucking. Gives new meaning to spanking the monkey.

    the landshark
    • The woman braces herself facing a wall, naked, hands against the wall, legs spread, bent over so that her ass is lusciously jutting out. (hint: She might want to wear a biking helmet and some Rollerblading wrist guards to avoid serious injury.) Next, the guy also naked as well as stiff cocked, walks to the opposite end of the room, places his palms together and raises them above his head, (thus imitating the dorsal fin of a shark) and begins chanting the theme to JAWS. When given some predetermined signal, the guy sprints toward the girl at full speed with his pelvis-out, fin protruding, and rams her dead square in the ass.

    the lorena bobbit
    • Obviously, this one is for the ladies. When engaging in some hard core boodie sex, squeeze your butt cheeks together as tight as you can, and start violently jumping and thrashing your ass around, in an effort to rip his dick off. (To reach true Lorena status, you must take the severed dick for a drive and then toss it out the window.)

    making love
    • The act of sexual intercourse with a person you love and/or care for very deeply. Also known as Bullshit.

    the mellon dive
    • Headbutting a woman's big fat tities. Always lots of fun.

    monkey wrench
    • When some sadistic bitch takes your dick back between your legs and sucks you off.

    monroe transfer
    • When you and your partner connect each other's assholes with a tube. One defecates through the tube, thus transferring to the rectum of the other.

    • Made famous by Robin Williams on Mork & Mindy, stick your pinky and ring fingers up a girls ass, then jam your middle and index fingers up her cunt. (Please note: Not complete until you finish it off with a Nanoo-Nanoo!)

    • A man who enjoys going down on a woman during her period. Derived from the Biblical figure Moses, who parted the Red Sea.

    muff teaser
    • Finger, suck, eat, etc. a girl until she is begging for it. Then rub your stiffy round her golden valley until she screams at you to give her a banging. Right when her frustration is at its highest level, stop and finish with a DIY (do it yourself) handjob. Then leave the room without saying a word. Not to be tried if you want to shack up with the selfish bint again.

    the mung
    • Obtain a female that has been dead for 2-3 days (the time period since death is important). Then place your mouth just outside her vaginal opening. Have a friend jump on her stomach and try to catch as much stuff that comes out as you can in your mouth.

    mushy biscuit
    • This is actually a very fun game. Just choose a piece of food that you and your male friends like to eat. Then you and your buddies form a tight circle around the food item and proceed to jerk off all over it. Last one to bust a nut gets the prize of eating the food.

    new jersey meat-hook
    • The unusual method of inserting one's finger in the ass of your partner while screwing her, and feeling her cervix. This procedure is most effective from behind.

    new york style taco
    • Anytime when you are so drunk that when you go down, you barf on her box. Happy Trails.

    the nixon
    • A variation of the Bullwinkle in which you give two peace signs as your signal of dominance. May enhance the act by shaking jowls and yelling "I'm not a crook". This is considered very bold and is frowned upon for those with a modicum of decorum.

    the oil pump
    • When banging a chick missionary, put her heels on your shoulders. Then, move in and out in a motion that closely resembles the oil pumps the have out in the oil fields of Texas or in the Middle East. When you are about blow your load, shout something like "We struck oil!" or "She's gonna blow!" and spew your milky white oil all over the place. Definite bonus if you use 30w motor oil as lube.

    • A derivation of the tea bag which is accomplished by numbing one's testicles with ice and then inserting them in a chicks mouth and letting the tramp munch on them.

    pasadena mudslide
    • This happens when you leave a windy shit between the breasts of a woman while you straddle her neck for a blow job. (A close cousin to the Cleveland Steamer.)

    the patriotic dildo
    • Fucking a girl with a red white and blue popsicle and then eating it.

    • While you're nailing some girl doggie style and your friend is catching some head off the same girl, you get a quick game of pattycake going. This makes you reminisce of your childhood memories and eases the sight of watching your friend blow his load.

    paying the rent
    • A position in which the woman is folded in half, knees above shoulders, while the man holds the balk of her calves and bangs ferociously.

    peanut butter and jelly sandwich
    • Shit on a woman's snatch during menstruation. Proceed to munch. Mmmm Mmmm Nasty! (Crunchy or smooth...depending on what you've been eating.)

    pearl necklace
    • Well known. Whenever you cum on the neck/cleavage area of a girl - it takes on the look of beautiful jewelry. Fuck that diamonds are forever shit.

    the pig roast
    • While you're pluggin some girl's hole doggie style, (up the dirt road or the funhole, pick your poison) she's blowing your best friend's cock at the same time, hence simulating a pig on a spit. Close relative to chinese finger cuffs.

    pink glove
    • Hate when this happens. Ever so often a girl is not wet enough during sex. When you finally pull out to give her money, the inside of her twat sticks to your hog. Thus, the pink glove.

    the pirate's treasure
    • While fucking your girl in the ass, you strike a hefty load of shit. After you've found this buried treasure deep in her booty, you scream, "Argh!", like a pirate.

    • Take a clear, glass plate and place it on your partners face, then shit on it. It gives them a nice view without all the messy cleanup. How come you don't see that on any Dawn commercials.

    the professional
    • The name given to a girl who can knob the dick and suck the balls of a guy at the same time.

    purple mushroom
    • This occurs when a woman is giving you oral sex and you withdraw your penis in order to poke it back into her cheek. It should leave a lasting impression similar to a purple mushroom.

    the ram
    • When attacking from behind, you start ramming her head against the wall in a rhythmic motion. The force of the wall should allow for deeper penetration. Very handy in those lulls in penile sensitivity.

    rear admiral
    • An absolute blast. When getting a chick from behind (while both partners standing), make sure you don't let her grab on to anything when she is bent over. Then, drive you hips into her backside so that you end up pushing her forwards. The goal is to push her into a wall or table. It's almost as much fun watch her face hit the floor. You rise to Admiral status when you can bang her around the room without crashing into anything and not using your hands to grab onto her hips.

    the roddy piper
    • When getting your girl from behind, you toss the sleeper hold on her and knock her out a'la Rowdy Roddy Piper. While nailing your unconscious victim, you get to simulate your life long dream of necrophilia. Now you never have to break into the morgue again.

    the rodeo
    • Similar to the Bronco. You start once again, banging a chick from behind. At a pre-arranged time you grab her hair with one hand just as several buddies bust into the room. See if you can hang on for 8 seconds cowboy. Yee Haw!

    samoan pile driver
    • This is for all you sadistic-masochistic wrestling fans out there. This sexual position occurs when you pile drive your partner while receiving head. This process is repeated while screaming, "ABDAY ABDAY ABDAY, HA!" Repeat and Rinse.

    • Under an assumed name in a tropical region, you meet a young hottie and engage in the well known cliche of sex on the beach. Just before insertion, remove the rubber (without getting caught of course), and proceed to bang away until you blow your load, without pulling out. As you dismount and prepare for departure, grab a handful of sand, throw it in her eyes, and run away laughing hysterically while leaving her blinded, butt-necked, and knocked up. Works best along with the aid of your old friends, Ruphenol or Liquid G. Also lots of fun when accomplished during the spring break season.

    the seatbelt
    • While one fag stradles his partners cock, he recieves a blow job from the fruitcake on the bottom.

    the screwnicorn
    • When a dyke puts her strap-on dildo on her forehead and proceeds to go at her partner like a crazed unicorn.

    the shocker
    • When you insert your index and middle fingers in the woman's vagina and pinky in her anus. After giving her a few good minutes of double duty finger banging, pull your fingers out and give your index and middle finger a quick sniff and pinky a good sucking, all in one smooth motion.(a.k.a. Smoking the Pinky.)

    • The term for licking or sucking your partner's toes. (The toes look like baby shrimp.)

    the six pack
    • Have that hooker bitch stand on her head, and stick your thumb in her ass along with your index and middle finger in her puss. Curl fingers so you can feel them against each other and pull up.... thus trying to carry her like a six pack. It helps to have her drink a six pack before performing the six pack.

    • While facing in the same direction, a girl gets between two guys and jerks them both off, thus imitating some hardcore cross-country action.

    slap happy sac
    • While your getting your double team on, one of you is getting her in the pooper and the other is going al'natural in the puss. Due to the close proximity of the pooper and the puss, you and your friends balls may slap together, thus causing an arousing or appalling reaction dependent on your true sexuality. A great activity for bisexual men.

    snerd nurgling
    • The act of moving your anal lovers turds about within his/her lower intestine with your dick. Really popular with the lavender boys, hence the expression, "Oh Lance, Nergle me you Snerd"...

    • When an uncircumcised homo pulls his extra foreskin over the cock of another homo and proceeds to jerk him off. Those gays have way too much free time. Can be used at as a great derogatory term as in, "You Snoodler!".

    • Ah yes, every man's worst nightmare, the dreaded snowball. This happens when a girl blows you and spits the jizz in your mouth. Another definition is when a girl blows some other guy, and then gives you a hot sloppy kiss with some of that guy's fresh jizz still in her mouth. With all those dirty broads out there, odds are it has happened to you. Just ask your friends if it has, cause they probably already know and have been laughing their asses off at you. (If you're afraid to ask your friends because of the ridicule you might be subjected to, you may want to perform the Snowball Test. This simple test consists of asking to drink from your friends glass. If your friend says no with a look of gut-wrenching fear in his eyes, without a doubt you've been Snowballed.)

    the snuff
    • Lovingly fuck the shit out of your virgin girlfriend and wipe your bloody member across her face. Take a couple polaroids, show them to your friends, and brag that you're a snuff film superstar.

    • Sitting on your hand until it falls asleep and then jerking off. Eliciting the feeling of a hand job from someone else.

    stranger on the rocks
    • Sticking your hand in a bucket of ice and then jerking off. Spanken not stirred.

    strangers in the night
    • When you and your gay buddy each numb your hand (you should know how by now) and spank each other off. Thus eliciting the feeling of a hand job from someone else, from someone else.

    stingy nut
    • When a chick isn't worth fucking; pull down her pants, bend her over, and jerk off all over her ass.

    • Anytime you unknowingly get slipped a mickey in your drink and then wake up with a 200+ fat-beast hog-bitch riding your cock.

    sud n' fud
    • When trying to bang a girl, she gives that same old story, "I not that kind of girl.", "I don't fuck on the first date.", "I'm catholic.", "Stop asshole.", etc. etc... After hearing all this bullshit, you whip out your handy bar of soap. Then lather up her armpit (or any other joint you prefer), and proceed to fuck that instead.

    • This happens when you nail a fat woman. As you watch the rippling effect of her rolls with every thrust, along with the feeling of being drenched, off balance, out of control, and in danger, you are given the sense of riding the ultimate wave.

    tea bag
    • To perform the tea bag, have the girl lay flat on her back. Then you squat over her with your hands on your knees, and gently dip your nut sac in and out of her mouth in a motion similar to performing some kinda fucked up yoga exercise.

    3-eyed turtle
    • Basically plug every orifice of a girl in the following manner: thumb in ass, fingers in pussy, and dick in mouth.

    3-way lunch
    • Anytime you got three women laid out on your bed begging for some hot muff action. Happens all the time to men in the Miami club scene. Requires much patience.

    tossing salad
    • Another prison act where one person basically chows asshole with the help of whatever condiments are available. (i.e. jelly, syrup, olive oil, etc.) I'm never going to prison.

    tuna melt
    • You're down on a chick lapping away and discover that it just happens to be that time of the month. By no means do you stop though. When the whale spews tartar sauce with a hint of raspberry smothers your face.

    twisted sister
    • Have your dominatrix girlfriend dress up in some hot black leather gimp wear and proceed to handcuff your hands behind your back and then force you to your knees. Unsuspecting, diminutive, and cradled over with your ass is in the air, she then gives you the most erotic enema of your life. Now that's some great S&M fun.

    the walrus
    • After spunking in a girls mouth, you pinch the center of her two lips together and hold her nose. This will force the cum to dribble out of the sides of her mouth, thus the teeth of the walrus.

    wake up call
    • Waking up in the middle of the night with the hard on of your life. You then turn to your fast asleep partner and dry fuck her ass into oblivion. The clincher to performing a wake up call is to act like nothing of the sort happened in the morning. e.g. "Sweetheart, what's that on your back?"

    western grip
    • When jerking off, turn you hand around, so that your thumb is facing towards you. It is the same grip that rodeo folks use, hence, western.

    the woody woodpecker
    • When a girl is sucking on your balls, tap your cock on her forehead.

    vegetarian hot lunch
    • A variation of the Hot Lunch in which the diner stretches a piece of saran wrap over her mouth such that chewing (for texture) is possible, but no actual contact with waste product occurs.

    the zombie mask
    • While getting head from your favorite, unsuspecting, trash-barrel whore, tell her you want her to look right up at you with those "pretty little eyes" when you blow your load. Then, just when you're ready to spew a good weeks worth of goo, blast that hefty load in both eyes. This temporary state of blindness will produce the zombie effect as she stumbles around the room with arms outstretched, and moaning like the walking dead.
  8. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Cheezedawg:
    I wonder why IMC hasn't responded to this question. I thought out of everyone here, he would know the answer. Oh well.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Because someone else answered the question for me... here I will copy and paste his answer for you :

    Interesting, Perhaps it could be right before you cum, you punch the bitch in the fucking head, knocking her out of course. which then makes all her bowels tighten up and creates and awesome orgasm, but generally leaves her a little mad?
    Other that that I have no clue and what is a mungin(I think I spelled it right).


    -imc's mood today is <font color = red>"you should die"</font>
  9. GreenAppleSplatters

    GreenAppleSplatters New Member

    -imc's mood today is "you should die"

    Isn't that the mood you're always in?
  10. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

    yeah basically... sad isnt it?
  11. pimpchichi

    pimpchichi Active Member

    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by GreenAppleSplatters:
    Isn't that the mood you're always in?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    no he's usually in a <font color=#98fb98>"you should die"</font> .... an unusually dapper choice for a general average day....

    he only puts on his <font color=#dc143c>"you should die"</font> suit for special occasions... like saturday night lash-up
  12. Cheezedawg

    Cheezedawg Guest

    Two guys walk into the cemetary to do some hardcore munging. The fat man wearing heavy work boots tells his friend he already has the girl ready for him. So the skinny man puts his mouth on the girls pink spot and prepares himself. The fat man leaps from a tombstone and the skinny man gets his prize. The skinny man looks up at his friend and says "That tasted like shit!" And the fat man says "HAHA!! I TRICKED YOU. SHE WASN'T REALLY DEAD....."
  13. kitana

    kitana New Member

    what exactly is the prize in munging? i want medical terms.
  14. Cheezedawg

    Cheezedawg Guest

    A mixture of embalming fluid, blood, decayed organs, and whatever vaginal secretions have been left inside of the poor girl when she passed on from this earth.
  15. PinkorBrown69

    PinkorBrown69 New Member

  16. loki

    loki New Member

    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Cheezedawg:
    A mixture of embalming fluid, blood, decayed organs, and whatever vaginal secretions have been left inside of the poor girl when she passed on from this earth.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    and people like this because....?
  17. Cheezedawg

    Cheezedawg Guest

    Ask GreenAppleSlatters
  18. kitana

    kitana New Member

    have you ever munged?
  19. Cheezedawg

    Cheezedawg Guest

    Only with goats.
  20. kitana

    kitana New Member

    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Cheezedawg:
    Only with goats.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    that is not what i wanted to read...i think i am gonna puke...damn my vivid imagination.

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