SOMEONE DONATED A FUCKIN' ARCADE GAME TODAY!

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Lomo's Haus of Salvage:
Maybe I can train you in the art of soldering and you can help me keep these babies running...

While you're at it, can you get the multimeter out, hook it up, and adjust the potentiometer so that the B+ voltage is right at 120V on the Ms Pacman? Thanks. A blowjob would be nice, too.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Not a problem..ill personally do everything but the blowjob...as for that,i know a couple girls i can hook you up with,they are no doubt better than could ever be in that profession......does it matter what they look like??

 

You were right first time with SCRAMBLE Lomo. Dunno how the fuck i got them mixed up, can't even blame the booze, I was sober when I posted that. Duh

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Lomo's Haus of Salvage:
Maybe I can train you in the art of soldering and you can help me keep these babies running...

While you're at it, can you get the multimeter out, hook it up, and adjust the potentiometer so that the B+ voltage is right at 120V on the Ms Pacman? Thanks. A blowjob would be nice, too.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Tell me about it... I had a long talk with my Pinbot table this weekend. We discussed why it doesn't feel the need to use it's top jet bumper. I had to adjust the switch and re-solder one of the terminals. I also managed to fix the 5K switch on the spiral ramp and had some fun with a bottle of Wildcat 125. Playfield polish gives me a headache, it looks like spunk and smells like draino. It's worth it though... I scored 3,887,710 last week, and that's with a Solar Value jackpot no higher than 100,000 points.

 

Glad you're enjoying that Pin*Bot... Always has been a favorite of mine...

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by lil_devil:
Not a problem..ill personally do everything but the blowjob...as for that,i know a couple girls i can hook you up with,they are no doubt better than could ever be in that profession......does it matter what they look like??<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

That's fine. I'll just let them play the games instead... Like you said, they're better with the joystick anyway.

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Lomo's Haus of Salvage:
That's fine. I'll just let them play the games instead... Like you said, they're better with the joystick anyway.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>


dear god no....are you mad???
they have no knowledge of any types of video games....mens joysticks are the only ones they know anything about,therefore letting them play would serve no purpose..i propose you turn over all of their turns at the game to me,in lieu of the fact that im gonna get them to give you head in the first place...

 

eat my asshole. i can solder and suck cock. i had a goddamn Atari bitch, and i played Pitfall like a champ! So there!

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by stymie:

Do you mean the original one that was a left to right scroller? You had to stop the aliens from picking up the little green men from the floor or they turned nasty?
Or was it this one: http://users2.ev1.net/~rik1138/Grandstand/Scramble.htm

I have one of these in it's original box, one went for £120.00 on e-bay the other week. (I picked it up at a car boot sale a few years ago for £4.00<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

NI IT WASNT THAT ONE IT WAS THE HAND HELD ONE THAT SCROLLED FROM LEFT TO RIGHT AND ITS THAT LONG SINCE I HAD IT I CANT REMEMBER THE GAME PROPER I JUST REMEMBER I FUKIN LOVED IT.

 

tommy, i'm giving you a good smack in the gob just as soon as i return from my visit with your scrummy uncle james... you are not to use the dreamcast until i say so. Chivvy along to bed and fukin weight for me.

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by ratilla the hun:
eat my asshole. i can solder and suck cock. i had a goddamn Atari bitch, and i played Pitfall like a champ! So there! <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

hey i didnt say you couldnt,i only said THEY cant do both....

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by ratilla the hun:
i can solder and suck cock.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

At the same time?!?

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Lomo's Haus of Salvage:
At the same time?!? <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

oh whoops. nope. i cant do that. i am not magic for god sakes!

 

Is Jean Claude magic?????

 

Now, where's this kinda action when you need it? Geez...

 

I got a free arcade game as a wedding gift. like new condition.

 

Which game was it?

 

King of Fighters 2002

 

I once owned Cabal. Great track ball game from the early 90s or late 80s. I played that damn thing until I could go through all five levels without dying a single time. Someone stole it from me about 17 years ago....

 

How does someone up and run off with a 200-300lb arcade game from under your nose?

 

I got thrown out of the apartment by my dad's rental manager. He then took the game after I was gone and said "I don't know whatever happened to that."