Some Elephant Jokes

NOT Barry! He just wants to (uci)carefully ease the most perfect, tiny golden droplet of urine onto Mia's trembling, cherry red lips from the end of his humble and chivalrous cock, before lovingly cradling her soft, startled face in his hands before burying it deep into his comforting sofa-like balls . Don't tar everyone with the same nasty, vulgar brush as us, Schmed.

 

FUCK YOU ALL!!!! MOTHERFUCKS!

 

Nursey you are such a talented bitch..one of these day you might even manage to turn me on too..

 

What...you mean when i get as talented as Mia!?!! Alas, that day will never come, you wicked tease, you! :|

 

I don't care what anyone says, i think he's got a cute smile.

 

That's cause you are from the UK. :wink:

 

Spell it right stupid... and Ill give you a short do, I have a fucking shovel, Ill tighten it right up for you

 

Dearest nursey, your writing has always given me ungodly erections

 

Dwaine, what DOSN'T give you erections??

 

Dwaine????!

Is that you?

 

testting

 

Awwwwww! So sweet! *Pinches Dwaine's erection's little cheeks*

 

is that ron jeremy having fun again? man, I have been thoroughly corrupted ever since AIT and we all got a video of him and played it in the day room and watched him suck himself off....

 

naw, yer the tease with the massive dildo that would give me wet dreams if only I could see the delicate yet strong hand that holds it up better....

(sigh)

 

(Christ...someone needs to put her out of her misery)
Okayyy, well you can get the general idea of how it looks in this photo of Mia. Sweet dreams!

 

where'd ya get that old pic of me before I left my ex???
damn, you can get anything on the net! :?

 

Oh Nursey, you promised you wouldn't . . ..

 

*Tries to come down to Mia's level of wit and creative ability*

Oh. That's right. And then i did. Help m'bob.

 

That pic reminds me of the rule of thumb!

 

Now Nursey where did you get the idea this was a competition? So sorry if I have given the impression that I give a flying shit about your opinion, hey I have the name of a brilliant dental surgeon that I will pm to you ( I hate to think that the yanks look at your nashers and think they are representitive of all us Brits ), let me know how you go

Lots of love, Mia xxx