SOME ARMY RANKS EXPLAINED

Discussion in 'Jokes, Funny Stories and other Text.' started by MEDICVET, Mar 2, 2005.

  1. Schmed

    Schmed New Member

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    I love how this shit flys right over Mias head...perhaps she is Slowly Growing Deaf.....
     
  2. DrBungle

    DrBungle New Member

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    My ass is on fire!
     
  3. Schmed

    Schmed New Member

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    Put it out, Stubb A Dub!!!!!!
     
  4. DrBungle

    DrBungle New Member

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    I stuck my ass in the holy filament.
     
  5. Schmed

    Schmed New Member

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    You're lucky your not just another Dead Goon!!
     
  6. DrBungle

    DrBungle New Member

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    I just found my bong, Goodbye Sober Day!
     
  7. torn

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    Wow amvet. For someone who tries to pretend like she's a heroic combat medic, you sure have a bad attitude towards the military.

    Admit it, you're full of shit and you know it. You've never been in combat and you're just sitting on your ass because you're too lazy to get a job.
     
  8. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

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    Oh my, you are so last week....
     
  9. ucicare

    ucicare Active Member

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    Could someone bump the juke box? The record seems to be stuck.

    Barry
     
  10. Belladonna

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    Gee Barry...as a trained counselor I would have thought you would see the benefit of Torn expressing his pent up frustrations and releasing his angst. I mean we wouldn't want him to keep it all bottled up inside...he might end up climbing a clock tower somewhere and we would be responsible for his actions.
     
  11. pimpchichi

    pimpchichi Active Member

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    i don't see the negative?
     
  12. ucicare

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    I am trying hard to like you. Help me out a little by filing your claws please. :)

    Barry
     
  13. Belladonna

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    Try harder...my claws are part of who I am...I can purr...but that takes a special kind of guy.
     
  14. ucicare

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    I don't know whether to be encouraged or scared.

    Scared, I think. You live close enough to be dangerous.

    Barry
     
  15. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

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    Post pics and me and schmed can debare weather we would do you, or let harlan just jack off into your socks
     
  16. Belladonna

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    Dwaine,
    I would post those pictures but fear you and schmed would fall upon each other trying to kill each other so as to have me to yourselves....couldn't live with that guilt :cry: Will just have to leave it up to your imaginations...I'm probably too old for you anyway...I'm over 21. 8)
     
  17. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

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    you must be ugly then... or ashamed or something
     
  18. Belladonna

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    Nice try! Neither actually...but imagination is always so much better than reality.
     
  19. Dwaine Scum

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  20. CBWIFE

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    Oh, Bella...and he likes to play with guns! What more can a vet ask for?! ~Arched Eyebrow~ hehe
     

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