So..

Well since you say I'm an idiot, it must be true!

 

Of course. I know everything. The sooner everyone else learns that the happier they'll be.

 

So why aren't the movers here yet? They were supposed to be here last week, then they call and say they'll be here today but so far.. nothing.

 

Your check bounced.

 

Not possible. We didn't pay for the move, it was taken care of for us.

 

I didn't say which check, I just said your check bounced. That's why they threw you out of the whore house.

 

Well that made absolutely no sense whatsoever. Try again.

 

Where are the keys to the Canoe?

 

Hanging from the mud flap mobile in the midgets room. You know, right where they always are! Jesus.. you must be a guy.

 

And on a brighter note, the movers DID get here and it only took them an hour and a half to bring everything in! It only took FIVE WEEKS for the stuff to get here, too! I hate to think how long it will take to ship things to Africa (which is where I wanna go next) or back to Russia. (which is where my hunny wants to go back to) I wish the moving service also offered a "Putting stuff away" service too. I don't want to.

 

I agree with Dio, your musical selection looks like a playlist at a convalecanse home...

 

Hmm, I jumped on the end of thread. Now I know there's no need to go back a page. Thanks Dwaine!

 

Impecable timing as always Bungle.