Sniper jokes ...

I dont really care for guns. They are so impersonal.

 

...which can come in handy.

 

if you cant see the capillaries in their eyes rupture, what the point?

 

with a good scope you can see them rupture.

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A dietician was once addressing a large audience in Chicago.

"The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here, years ago.

Red meat is awful. Vegetables can be disastrous, and none of us realises the germs in our drinking water.

But there is one thing that is the most dangerous of all and we all eat it. Can anyone here tell me what lethal product I'm referring to?"

"You, sir, in the first row, please give us your idea."

The man lowered his head and said, "Wedding cake."
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Q:"What is the Jewish Mother's position regarding
when a fetus becomes a human being?"
A:"When it graduates medical school".

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Q: How many libertarians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A:__None,_if_he_wants_to_sit_in_the_dark,_it's_his_business.
A: None, because somebody might come into the room who likes to sit in
the dark.

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A tourist was being led through the swamps of Florida. "Is it true," he asked, "that an alligator won't attack you if you carry a flashlight?"

"That depends," replied the guide, "on how fast you carry the flashlight."

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Marriage is an institution which teaches you to adjust, keep quiet, have patience, control your temper, remain faithful, to forgive and many more virtues. But its fees are very high. It costs you your freedom.

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