Hey, don't worry! I think we've all got more than enough imagination to envisage your scrawny little bollock. But it would be intriguing just to have a face to put to your derranged, psychotic dementia. In the meantime, this will just have to suffice:
He's only turned all frisky since he decided i'm a 'dude', so i thought it'd be 'country' to let him believe i was joining him in an all-American, face-to-face, Texan 'bud jerk'. I was taught to respect other people's customs.